Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Elin Gets $750 Million from Tiger


I was tempted to say that Tiger's new divorcee Elin "robbed" him, but I realize that he did dog her out for like (at least) 15 skanky hoes all over the west coast and NY.

Originally no one thought Tiger would have to pay this absurd amount, but then Elin's legal team exposed the bastard for millions (maybe billions) in hidden assets. Now, he is forking over 3/4 billion dollars to her. The good thing for Mr. Woods is that she can't talk about any of the business publicly, so he is avoiding future embarrassment. That seems to be a common theme in all these settlements that he's making with all these breezies he boned...no tell-all stories.

From the London Sun:
Wife Elin Nordegren, 30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.

But she can never publicly speak out over his flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others, who will work out costing him 25 million pounds each.

A pal said: "Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter."

"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life -- even if Tiger dies first -- or she'll lose the lot."

Elin ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Tiger, 34, was worth much more than the $1 billion she thought.

Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.

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