March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Happy Steak and BJ Day
I wish I'd known about this holiday last year when I was actually in a relationship. Hope all of the fellas out there have enjoyed a good steak and a great...dessert. Maybe I'll get the chance sit back and enjoy this day next year. Or have a belated celebration of it in the coming weeks.
Steak and a Blow Job Day
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