EPT Berlin Robbed

Apparently, Germans suck at security. An international, televised, high stakes poker tournament gets hit—on camera—and the police have no leads? The robbers got away with the entire $1 million in prize money. This type of thing would never happen at the Bellagio. (Unless, you know, Danny Ocean and Rusty Ryan were involved.)

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