Tuesday, October 14, 2008

The new girls next door



Here are Hugh Heffner's new girlfriends, since two of his others have left him. Yes, they're twins, and no, I have no idea if they have sex with him at the same time.



Their names are Karissa and Kristina Shannon and they'll be the new stars of the famous E! TV show "The Girls Next Door." The two sisters are apparently pretty gangster as they were arrested in January for aggravated assault when they jumped one of their co-workers at a house party. Where did they work? Wing House. Go figure.



I think at this point in time, every one of us (except for two lucky parents) can be thankful that these sisters are not our daughters.

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