Took a Turn for the Douche

Ever been at a club and found yourself in the situation these two ladies are spitting on? I know I damn sure have. Garfunkel and Oates with the "mad phat Superfly stupid dope dumbass retarded bomb shit" flow.

Douchebaguette Down!

Let me just say this: I loathe "Jersey Shore." And the one thing I hate more than this ridiculous TV show is a douchey "tough guy" who will hit a woman without thinking twice, but is probably the first one to run when a man steps to him.

That being said...When those two entities combine to result in a loudmouth broad who needs to be checked getting splattered across a bar floor, well... I'm sorry, call me "un-PC", but I've been L'ing my A off since the infamous scene first came into the social consciousness. For those of you who are with me on this, here are two great odes to the already legendary television moment from Best Week Ever.





Let's all just hope that this chick Snooki actually learned a valuable STFU lesson out of this. (Not that I'm foolish enough to believe that she did, just saying...)

It's the Weekend

Time to blow that shit out...

Being a D-bag: It's Not Just for Guys Anymore

It appears that despite a recent public awareness campaign regarding douchebags, very few have changed their ways. In fact, sadly it seems that their numbers may be growing. Seeing as how they all look like Gremlins to begin with, maybe getting them wet makes them multiply just like their cinematic brethren? And would that mean feeding them at midnight makes them turn into "douchebaguettes" (a great new addition to the lexicon by the folks at The Chive)?

I can't say for certain. But what I do know is that nightclubs and gyms won't be safe again until they are finally defeated. Until then, check out this photo gallery compiled by the folks at The Chive to help you know what you're up against. I've included a few of the examples below. Good luck out there, ladies and gents.