Monday Kickstart: Lickin' Off Shots

I've had a mild crush on Helena Bonham Carter since Fight Club, for obvious reasons. Obviously, she’s hot (and only slightly gothy), but she delights in setting herself apart from her Hollywood contemporaries as being just a little unbalanced. Case-in-point:

Love her. If you’re a straight male and say you’ve never fantasized about sliding on some kitchen gloves and going to work on her…well, then you’re in denial about one of those two things. Keep doing your thing, Helena.

Someone who plays the much more traditional vamp role, is one Ms. Gabrielle Union:

Obviously, there’s no wrong way to do this “beautiful woman in Hollywood” thing. Let’s go.