Respect My Gangsta: Russell Simmons

At first, I was on the fence with this one. I've got a lifetime of respect for Russell, of course. But this photo is just begging to be clowned. Nevertheless, I can't hate. I can laugh all I want, but he's still the one loving life.

From The Huffington Post:

Talk about a drama-free divorce.

Hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons, 55, soaked up the sun with his 26-year-old girlfriend, Hana Nitsche, and his ex-wife Kimora Lee, 37, who both stunned in tiny bikinis

The trio, along with the former couple's daughters, enjoyed the beach in St Barths on Dec. 24. Simmons and Lee finalized their divorce in 2009, and they've stayed surprisingly close since the split.

I mean...Kimora's got 11 years on his current girl—who's no slacker—and she's still hotter. It's not even close. If he's working out menage-a-boogies with his ex-wife and his current girl, I think by rule everyone else on the planet has to stop lying on their pimp game.