Monday Kickstart: Smooth Operator

England has been around some 1000 odd years longer than America has; as a result, their people are just a little better suited to dealing with tense situations. Say, for instance, your girlfriend is flipping the car you two are riding in. Well, then, you just calmly exit the vehicle, wait until it's over, and then cooly walk back to it to assess the damage.




Of course, if your heart rate is too subdued during something like that, you could be in danger all the same. That's why it's always handy to have Ellie Gonsalves nearby to help get your blood pumping again.

Who needs a defibrillator? Let's go.