Tail Report: Tamara Ecclestone

What makes a girl wifey material? There are many factors that contribute. Not every Jane off the street is worthy of a CS man's love and devotion. She needs to be beautiful, of course (because, as great as we are, we're still just as shallow as the next man). She needs to be intelligent. Charming. Witty.

And if she's a smoking-hot, 27-year-old billionaire? It's certainly not going to hurt.

From The Daily Mail:

While most of us mere mortals barely know what a £50 note feels like, Tamara Ecclestone lies naked surrounded by oodles of them.

The model stripped off to pose for iconic photographer Tyler Shields in a series of snaps that ooze filthy rich.

As well as writhing around on a bed laden with £1million, the 27-year-old also alludes to her own wealth by pretending to iron the wad of cash - even though she's probably never ironed in her life.

...Shields' agent told The Sun: 'Tyler asked if she could get hold of £1million and she said she already had it lying around. So he got her to lie in it naked.'

Bravo to Shields. And Tamara. In case my fellow yankees are wondering, £1million equals about $1.5 million. And Tamara had it just "lying around".

DM me on Twitter (@crkstr_defi), girl. I think I can see a real future for us (#truelove).