"Osama, who's your favorite Lil Rascal? Alfalfa, or Spanky?"

From The Huffington Post:

A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

On one hand, should this be all that surprising? Bin Laden is said to have been in the compound for nearly five years, perhaps never having stepped foot outside of it in that time. Most guys couldn't go five days without some adult entertainment. On the other, stickier hand is the hypocrisy of a supposedly devout, radical Muslim man such as Bin Laden owning and enjoying common smut. Just as with religious zealots and "moralists" in the United States, it's typically the people who preach the most intolerance who are the biggest partakers in the very things they preach against.

This news brings up so many questions for me now. What kind of porn was Osama into? Was it Arab women? American women? Bull dykes with dildos? Midgets in leather? Just how twisted are the sexual kinks of a man so demonic as to plot the most unthinkable and diabolical of terrorist attacks? Or is there a balance--did all of that venemous ugliness make him fantasize about plain, vanilla, "girlfriend-experience" sex? Would scenes of an ordinary guy having missionary sex with his loving wife in their house with a white picket fence drive Osama to climax?

*pause* Things I never thought I'd write, speak, think... or want answered.