Extra Credit

Never did I think I'd see the words "Northwestern University" and "fucksaw" used in the same story.

From The Huffington Post:

A Northwestern University professor is defending a controversial after-school demonstration, which featured a naked woman "being repeatedly sexually stimulated" by a device he called a "fucksaw" in front of students.

The Daily Northwestern reports that Prof. John Michael Bailey, who teaches a popular Human Sexuality course at the school, often holds after-class events which include everything from "a question-and-answer session with swingers to a panel of convicted sex offenders."

Last week, the after-class event featured a naked woman being stimulated by a motorized sex toy called a "fucksaw" on stage, the paper reports. The woman was not a student.

Kids, stay in school and work on those grades so you too can attend Northwestern University for free sex shows a superior, well-rounded education. If my college had ever thought to incorporate such lively subject matter, I would've gotten my Masters. And a doctorate.