Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Ogle Your Way to Good Health

German researchers have found that staring at titties is good for men's health.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

I wonder if my health insurance would cover weekly trips to the strip club? Or my subscription to Playboy?

And for all of you men out there who have slowly begun to suspect that your wife or girlfriend is trying to kill you: If she yells at you the next time you focus a little too intently on that girl walking past you at the beach, then you may have scientific proof to back up your suspicions. Run!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp