Tail Report: Sienna Miller

I like Sienna, though many of my fellow Pittsburgh residents don't. All because she referred to this town as "Shitsburgh". Well, if you've lived here for over a month and don't agree with that assessment, then you're in denial. (My mother, born and raised here, often jokingly referred to it as "Pissburgh" in my early years when we lived in SoCal—though she made me promise not to repeat that in front of our relatives who still lived back this way). I for one applaud Miss Miller's honesty. I also applaud her fondness for bikinis. As does FHM, who put together a mini gallery of her recent poolside appearances (including one photo of her at a pool with a "relaxed" dress code...ahhh, Europe).

No matter how bad G.I. Joe may be looking to critics, it's looking a little better to me now.