Michelle Jenneke Wiggles It (Just a Little Bit)

This is a little old by now; but I had no less than three people send it to me within a half hour span on Thursday. And for good reason. Michelle may have just become my favorite Australian. Sorry, Hunter. (Maybe you two can have a winner-takes-all match for my heart...in a tub of baby oil.)

Fuck Yo Hurdles

I don't see what he did wrong. After all, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.