Real Talk: Kevin Hart

If you've tried to distract yourself from the Boston-terrorism story with meaningless celeb news over the last 48, then you've probably been reading about either Aubrey Plaza or Kevin Hart. While I wait with bated breath to see if my baby Aubrey gives a firsthand account of her tale, here's your man Kev Hart giving the raw and uncut on his DUI arrest, courtesy of TMZ.

"You ain't a killa, you still learnin' how to walk..."

Not every chick is ride or die...

From The Atlanta Journal Constitution:

Attorney Jennifer Little, recently hired by the widow of Dunwoody day care shooting victim Rusty Sneiderman, was arrested early Thursday morning and charged with suspected DUI, speeding and reckless driving.

While no one should feel particularly proud of themselves when thrown into this situation...damn girl.

TJ with the assist.