Monday, November 4, 2013

Man Rules

You want to be a man? Then memorize this list. Though, as I told K Lew when he sent me this link last week, I'm in violation of at least half of these on a daily basis. So I've got some work to do. Don't we all.

The whole list is worth a read, but here are some of my favorites:
  • It’s okay to trade the possibility of your 80s and 90s for more guaranteed fun in your 20s and 30s.

  • Never stay out after midnight three nights in a row … unless something really good comes up on the third night.

  • Join Twitter; become your own curator of information.

  • If riding the bus doesn't incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.

  • Time is too short to do your own laundry.

  • When the bartender asks, you should already know what you want to drink.

  • When in doubt, always kiss the girl.

  • Tip more than you should.

  • Find a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. She exists.

  • You cannot have a love affair with whiskey because whiskey will never love you back.

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