Monday Kickstart: Swaggy Cougar

That's Jenny McCarthy doing her best to rape Justin Bieber onstage at the American Music Awards last night. How many things do I hate about this?

1. Justin Beiber.
2. Justin Beiber winning awards for being Justin Beiber.
3. Jenny McCarthy now being considered a cougar (man getting old sucks).
4. Justin Beiber (it's worth counting twice).
   

And now, Brooklyn Decker:

Let's go.