Tuesday, May 11, 2010

An Offer He Can't Refuse?

LeBron James will be a free agent following this season, and the bidding across the NBA is fiercer than...well, most of the action on the court in the NBA. New York is one of the frontrunners, and a major Knicks-backing NYC establishment is doing its part to make sure King James moves to Gotham. According to O.C. at 99.3 KISS FM in Harrisburg, PA:
LeBron James just got the sweetest offer in the history of mankind to move from Cleveland to the New York Knicks -- a lifetime of free stripper action.

The Cleveland Cavaliers star -- who will become a free agent after this season -- is getting million-dollar offers from several franchises to make the switch to their team ... but if LeBron inks a deal with the Knicks, New York's premiere strip club Scores says it'll give the basketball star:

- A free lifetime of lap dances
- A "LeBron James Day" when all the strippers will wear his jersey
- And free food for life at the strip club's very own steakhouse

Scores, which was popularized by Howard Stern, is considered by some to be the premiere strip club in New York.

I guess it's true what they say: it's good to be the King.

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