What's My Name?

Great find by the homie Pro. All you wannabe players that code names in your phone are just setting yourself up for a fall.

Tail Report: Chelsie Aryn

Playboy's Miss Social March 2011 has an innocent face and an anything-but-innocent body.

This girl is on fire. Sometimes, when putting together a Tail Report, I struggle to find a good selection of pictures. With Chelsie Aryn, I had to cut myself off before I ended up with triple digits. Lawdomercy...

The World is Vine

*dead*

*never coming back*

*I'm serious nucca it's over*

*goodbye*


(...and to TJ, before you even say it, YES the girlfriend/Facebook one looks familiar. Fuck you. lol.)

Monday Kickstart: Turnt Up at the Next Light

Technology is an amazing thing. And it's got jokes.


Frankly, I'm confused how these people didn't catch on quicker? Why didn't they figure out that someone was fucking with them? Did they really think the GPS had come to life? Maybe it's Monday morning and I'm thinking too hard.

Yup, it's Monday morning and I'm thinking too hard.

Enough thinking. I'm just going to stare at Jessica Vaugn for a while. That makes sense.

Let's go.

They Reminisce

"When it was a, sad occasion, and people wanted to be real, and they needed something to really heal 'em, they put on this song." — C.L. Smooth

While I'm getting caught up on stuff that I should've posted weeks ago, here's a fantastic piece about "T.R.O.Y." from Complex. TJ with the great assist.

Reliebers

I'm two weeks behind on this, and I have no excuse. Personally, I blame the drudgery of a 9-to-5 life, but...fuck.

You've already seen the video by now, I'm sure, so I'll give you my thoughts before reposting it.

1. Wait, Bieber REALLY sounds that douchey when he talks? There are white wannabe gangstas around the country listening to him and questioning everything they know.
2. Christ, what a little douche.
3. The guy making minimum wage to push that mop bucket around the club must daydream of dunking this little douche's head into said bucket and just holding it there 'til the struggling almost stops.
4. How sad are you about your life when you go home at night and realize you're a lackey in Justin Bieber's entourage? Do you masturbate using your own tears, or do you feel like those are too good for you?
5. What a little douche.

Justin Bieber Pisses Into Restaurant Mop Bucket -- 'F*** Bill Clinton!'
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A Thing of Wonder

Winnie Cooper's still got it.

It's the Weekend

Time to work on your to do list...

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Trailer: Gravity

I like to think myself to be a man of wit and words. I feel that, at times, I can be as urbane and forthwith as an Aaron Sorkin protagonist who's alone with his thoughts in a Michael Chabon mystery. So what, then, was my immediate reaction upon viewing this newly released trailer from the upcoming space thriller that's rapidly gaining hype?

"...fffuuucckkk..."

Throwback Thursday Bonus

Just because.

*dead off "Boogaloo Shrimp"*

Throwback Thursday: "Are You That Somebody" -- Aaliyah ft Timbaland

Let's switch up our Throwback trend, and give you something to move your feet to.

R.I.P. Aaliyah. We miss ya, babygirl.



My homegirl Steph with the suggestion.

Badminton Brawl

Yes, those words were typed together. Yes, intentionally.

From BroBible:

Badminton has always and will likely never cease being a relative joke compared to most sports. However, as everyone who took a high school gym class knows, (a. 99% of people who play badminton drastically overestimate their abilites, and (b. the sport can get a bit heated. This went down at the 2013 Canada Open, an event that exists.

The best part about this video may just be hearing a girl with a thick Canadian accent yelling, "STOP IT! STOP IIITTTT!"

Subliminal Thirst

Poor gal must be going through a dry spell.

Just in Case You Forgot...

...yeah, Rihanna's still on it.

Download: Childish Gambino -- "Centipede"

Childish Gambino is back. This track will move the room, though Glover still has a love affair with drastically switching beats midstream. That's always been a gimmicky beat-making move in my eyes, and it will never work when you start with as a strong, driving beat like this track runs over for 3/4 of the time.

Crazy use of the audio from the viral Charles Hamilton video at the end. If nothing else, Gambino is one of the most internet/tech age-in-tune artists out there these days.

Centipede

Monday Kickstart: Block Party

Finally, birth control that's 100% effective. And just think how clean it'll keep your sheets.



Every week in this post, we try to give you some motivation. We try to leave you with an image that will make your blood pump and give you a reason to power on through Monday. But this week's motivation, Ms. Lauren Ashley, might just make you want to lay in bed:

Yup. Let's go.

It's the Weekend

Time to catch a break...

All In

Welcome to the internet's latest video meme: group alley-oop dunks.

To me, the most amazing part of this video is that 10 guys fit into this tiny pool without crashing into each other.

Throwback Thursday: "Hip-Hop Saved My Life" -- Lupe Fiasco ft. Nikki Jean

Absolutely love this song. Quite possibly one of the best ever written and composed. But it's kind of strange to think of a Lupe track as a "throwback". But this track came out over five years ago, sooo...I think it's a fresh new member of the fraternity.

Hard to Swallow

All I'm saying is...I wanna meet Magen.