Sage Advice

"Do you still have tonsils?"
"Yes."
"If you get them removed there'll be more room for dicks...back there."

Just leaving this here. And if you're...anyone but a lesbian...you're welcome.



Btw, can we get Dana DeArmond and Skin Diamond their own talk show? The wits on those two are amazing. #NoTypos

It's the Weekend

Time to get ahead...



With help from my boy Gsus.

The Perfect Date

Life's all about perspective, folks.

Hard to Swallow

All I'm saying is...I wanna meet Magen.

Masque -- Her Aide

There's brilliant products, then there's game-changers. Masque is the latter.