Monday Kickstart: Inspiration

Swedish sensation Ines Helene is too good to be true.

Monday Kickstart: $ave Dat Money

After a weekend of debauchery (...if your weekend didn't involve any debauchery, you've done something wrong), we can all appreciate this ode to frugality by internet star Lil Dicky.



The amount of hustle it took to put together this video is insane. To get the private homeowner to let them use her place was impressive enough (and kudos to her for asking that, in return, donations be made to Planned Parenthood), but to get a Lamborghini dealer to let you take an Aventador out on the road for free? Dicky got game.

Monday Kickstart (Part 2): Inspiration

Let Australian beauty Jessica Ann remind you why you're back on your grind this morning.

Monday Kickstart (Part 2): Inspiration

Mondays suck. But if it comes with a side of Argentinian beauty Maria Celeste Sablich, Monday will be your new favorite day of the week.

Monday Kickstart (Part 2): Inspiration

It's women like Devin Brugman that almost make me want to open an Instagram account. Almost...

So happy that our baby @mondayswimwear is finally on sale and we get to share it with you! 😊 Which suit is your fav?!!? 💙 #TulumTop

A photo posted by Devin Brugman (@devinbrugman) on Jul 15, 2015 at 2:37pm PDT

So excited for SWIM WEEK! 💙 @abikiniaday #MiamiSwimWeek (📷: @meganeclaire )

A photo posted by Devin Brugman (@devinbrugman) on Jul 17, 2015 at 6:34am PDT

💙 @MONDAYSWIMWEAR #TulumSuit

A photo posted by Devin Brugman (@devinbrugman) on Jul 14, 2015 at 5:08pm PDT

Monday Kickstart (Part 2): Inspiration

If you don't know who Tianna Gregory is, you should. She is one of the most beautiful women in the world, and a rare repeat among Monday Kickstart inspirations.

[NOTE: The first shot above was done by Martin Murillo. Looking through some of the shoots he's done with Tianna and other models, this guy is a legit talent behind the camera. Check out his Tumblr page to see more of his work.]

Let's go.

Monday Kickstart (Part 2): Inspiration

This week's inspiration is the beautiful Autumn Lynn...whose name is kind of ironic, since this picture is the essence of summer.

Let's go.

Throwback Thursday: "Rumpshaker" — Wreckx-N-Effect

It's hot as hell in July, and we all need something lighthearted to take our mind off social issues.

Monday Kickstart (Part 2): Inspiration

This week's inspiration is the beautiful Ms. Daniella Chavez. I've been trying for like 20 minutes to come up with something clever to say about her jaw-dropping curves, but all I've come up with so far is "Good lawd..."

Hora de Gym antes de la Playa! #Rio #Brasil Si te gusto el video y eres Danylovers #danyadicto o #DanyloversMX da Rt pic.twitter.com/aLhVNM87ji

— Daniella Chavez (@DANIELLACHAVEZC) July 26, 2015

...Good lawd. Let's go.

Monday Kickstart: Never Too Old

This starts a little slow, but once they get down the basics, these seniors take off with it.



I hate dancing, as a general rule. I've never understood the need to dance at clubs, weddings, etc. You mean I got showered and dressed up only to get all sweaty from jumping around? Can't we just sit/stand here and get drunk instead?

The only time dancing is acceptable is when it's hilarious and/or adorable. So basically, if it's being done by little kids or by senior citizens. And that's it.

Of course, if this week's inspiration, Sheilinha, wants to dance around, I won't be mad about it.

Let's go.

Monday Kickstart: Spit That Hot Fiyah

WHY'S SHIA GOT MORE FLOW THAN IGGY, THO?



When Mondays strike, you always know you can count on Shia doing some Shia shit. You may not know exactly what that Shia shit will be, but you know it will be straight Shia. Coincidentally, I'm beginning to think "Shia" is Hebrew for "cray."

You can also count on Candace Rae making your jaw drop:

Let's go.

Mother Nature's a Dick

If you're going to film yourself doing just about anything on the beach, you'd better keep one eye on the shoreline. Mother Nature ain't to be trusted.

Because Science!

I'm sure that you, like me, have often sat around your home thinking, "What would it look like if I shot gummy bears out of a giant air cannon at a beautiful woman's butt and filmed it all at 5000 frames per second?"

I mean, quite frankly this is one of the greater mysteries of the modern world. Thankfully, we now have empirical evidence to study. And study. And study. And study some more...

Monday Kickstart: Do You Really Wanna Know?

Would you rather tell your ex what your friends and family thought of him/her, or down a shot of whiskey? Well...



I love the guys who pretend to not know what a body shot is. C'mon, man, she already broke up with you.

Maybe I'm just an honest person by nature...and maybe that's why I have so many of the exes I have. *ahem* Regardless, I don't think I'd have much trouble answering these questions. I'm not friends with any of my exes, though; that would definitely ramp up the awkwardness. And do I get to pick which ex I sit down with? I mean, otherwise you could end up with just a video of a lot of Spanish cursing.

Moving on... I wonder how many of Aja Dang's exes would be able to sit across a table without drinking shots...

...Lots of shots. I mean, imagine realizing you let that get away? Let's go.

Throwback Thursday: "Let's Play House" — Tha Dogg Pound ft. Nate Dogg & Michel'le

Romance, West Coast G style. Give me a pool and a drink and some honeys...

Monday Kickstart: Man Up

Putting the "men" in "menstruation"... Let's not kid ourselves; there's an ad company out there with this ad shot and sealed in a vault, just waiting for male periods to become a thing.



They nailed it with the high tech selling points. Any product made for men makes it sound like it was engineered in one of NASA's labs. And the rival brand's ad would feature men in a boardroom, wearing ties and looking at oversized blueprints on a table.

This week's inspiration is Ms. Rachel Lynn Owen, who manages to be enchanting even in black and white:

Let's go.

Monday Kickstart: Lost in Translation

Tell me again how Obama isn't the coolest president we've ever had.



It's disappointing to see so many people in that room with blank looks on their faces. What's worse is it wasn't necessarily old, stuffy Republican senators and cable news blowhards who weren't laughing. There were people under 30 who were sitting there lifeless. How does that happen? Luther is a national treasure.

Speaking of treasures, this week's inspiration is Ms. Muriel Villera:

Go 'head, mami. You're killing 'em. Let's go.

Tail Report: Abigail Ratchford

It's ironic. The car's a lot cleaner now, but I feel so, so dirty.

Monday Kickstart: Action News

Some people like to start their day with the morning news. And sure, it'll inform you about what's going on in the world. But it won't dull the pain of a Monday. You need more than the news to laugh off the stress waiting for you outside your front door.

...Or do you?



One thing's for certain: The news people in Australia have a lot more fun than their American counterparts.

This week, for inspiration we turn to the scintillating Ms. Brittney Alger:

Let's go.

Monday Kickstart: Get Into the Groove

It's Monday. Which probably means your morning sucks. The workweek probably feels like a brick wall coming straight at you, while sadistically asking you to conform to its unrealistic standards of productivity. In other words, it probably feels a little something like...

Who remembers this show? And how they do her dirty like that on national tv 😂😂😭😭😭🔫 #yourpicsaintshit

A video posted by @yourpicsaintshit on Mar 9, 2015 at 10:04am PDT

I feel like I should feel worse about laughing at that than I do. Her "Oh crap" just wins it, though. She certainly deserves credit for trying. Just like we all do on a Monday morning.

This week's inspiration is Ms. Lauren Hanley, who will surely ignite your patriotism, among other things:

Bye bye south Florida 👋

A photo posted by Lauren Hanley (@laurenvictoriahanley) on Mar 14, 2015 at 8:40am PDT

Let's go.