Making the Best of a Bad Situation

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: White folk are crazy, but they make being crazy look like a lot of fun.

Monday Kickstart (Part 1): Start Spreading the News

This makes my balls hurt, but I'm sharing it anyways.

From Tastefully Offensive:

Logan Paul takes manspreading to a whole knew level in this funny compilation of the Vine star randomly doing splits at various locations around New York City.

I'm not sure there's much more to add here.

Like a Glove (Go Kart Edition)

This kid's all business.

It's the Weekend

Time to turn like the seasons...

Monday Kickstart: Move, Bitch, Get Out the Way

Sasha Baron Cohen is the king of physical comedy.



Don't worry, she's not really dead.

Keeping with the British theme, this week's inspiration is also from across the pond. And Vanessa Knowles might be the tastiest thing to come from the British Isles since single malt scotch.

Let's go.

Split Decision

JCVD doesn't have nuts. He can't possibly. This is the work of a man who knows no reason to fear a torn scrotum.




My girl Steph with the assist.

Monday Kickstart: Coming in Hot

Because, if you jump out of an airplane and make it back to Earth safely, you deserve a reward.



This was filmed in Arizona, which makes sense. It would take living in Arizona to make someone think up something this extreme just for sheer entertainment.

I think I'll stick to the more traditional, earthbound versions of Slip 'N Slide fun, especially if Sandra Ann is there:

Let's go.

Monday Kickstart: Chick Fight

Any Family Guy fan out there will love this. Two stunt women—Jessie Graff (Chicken) and Tree O'Toole (Peter)—have recreated the famous chicken fight scene from the show.



...Am I the only one who's a little turned on right now?

Speaking of which, time for your weekly motivation. I'm going with a personal favorite of mine, Miss Brenda Song:

Let's go.

All In

Welcome to the internet's latest video meme: group alley-oop dunks.

To me, the most amazing part of this video is that 10 guys fit into this tiny pool without crashing into each other.

Monday Kickstart: Hold On

This plays at times like a Red Bull commercial, and at other times like a dream directed by Stanley Kubrick. It's all-in, and it's all incredible. But synchronized-diving giraffes? WTF?



That is intense. The world can be beautiful and inspiring when you clear out the nonsense.

Speaking of beautiful and inspiring, time for this week's inspiration. For that, I'm going to turn things over to the lovely Ms. Christina Santini:

Poetry. Let's go.

A Little Help

There are a lot of drawbacks to being a motorcyclist. Drivers in cars and trucks don't often see you when changing lanes. If it rains, you're fucked. And when you walk into someplace wearing your motorcycle jacket, all of your friends call you, "Biker Boyz." Or maybe that's just what I do to my friends.

But there are also a few advantages, not the least of which is mobility.



I love how nonchalant the woman is when she sees a guy on a bike in the next lane holding up her coffee mug. Like that shit happens to her every Tuesday.

Monday Kickstart: Shakin' off the Haters Like Fleas

To put it plainly, this dog is more athletically gifted than you.


Now if THAT's not motivation to get your ass in gear this week, I don't know what is. Don't feel like jogging two miles? Yeah, that's cool...Jumpy just did a somersault 15 feet across a pool, landed on a scooter, rode it down a mountain, jumped off, caught a zip line with his teeth, and took that sumumabitch straight down to the deck of a yacht, where he landed in Kate Upton's lap—and tweeted a pic of that shit (hashtag: RedRocketInHerPocket). You know...no big deal.

And now that you're hateful, allow me to reinvigorate you with the lovely Ms. Esjay Craigie:

Let's go.

Monday Kickstart: Conquering Mountains

I may never understand what makes people want to try to do things like this. I'd much rather hang out in the ski lodge with some bourbon and a few snowbunnies. But I'll certainly raise my glass to those crazy bastards out on the slopes when they do those things this well.


Of course, before I went anywhere near a ski resort, I'd vacay someplace where the ice is only found in daiquiris. Especially if it's where Ms. Jan J. is:

Let's get it.

Respect My Gangsta: Anonymous Stunt Driver

There's ghostriding the whip, and then there's just being a bad mothershutyourmouth. This would be the latter of those two.

In the Event of a Water Landing

Okay, two confessions:

(1.) My first thought while watching this was, "Psshhh... White people."
(2.) That sentiment came (mostly) from a jealous place.

Like a Glove!

If there's anything more stereotypical than this German guy's haircut, someone please let me know.

Slippin' Slide

If you're a stoned idiot at a muddy music festival thinking of doing a mudslide, you should probably stop to consider what kinds of things other stoned idiots do at muddy music festivals.

San Fran Gymkhana

Ken Block is a sick, sick man. This is the most ridiculous thing you'll see today, guaranteed.

Monday Kickstart: Ryde or Die

I feel like this brother must be related to Grace Jones. You know all those over-the-top descriptions and scenarios that Old Spice uses to talk about how "powerful" their deodorant's odor-blocking skills are? You think Terry Tate watched this video and started worrying that he was about to be replaced?





And now, this week's motivational speaker, Ms. Genesis Rodriguez:

Well said, Genesis. Well said. Let's get it.

Behind the Scenes of TF3 Birdman Scene

Nah, not that Birdman (thank god).

The trailers for this summer's "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" have shown brief flashes of a military team of paratroopers wearing special "flying" suits. In this video they take a look at how those shots were captured, as an elite team of jumpers were called upon to fly around the skyscrapers of downtown Chicago.

From JSYK:

Director Michael Bay selected a group of precision skydivers to perform stunts in the film after seeing the extreme sportsmen on '60 Minutes' one night. The show featured footage of the skydivers jumping off mountains with the help of wingsuits, which allow the guys to essentially fly (don't worry, they have parachutes, too).

The director took the idea of the skydivers and their special suits and incorporated them into the film, which was shot in Chicago -- a far cry from the open air of the mountains.

This looks ridic. You'll want to click "full screen" for this one, trust me.