Monday Kickstart: Inspiration

If you're a fan of Gotham, you'll recognize this week's inspiration as the stunning—and deliciously vicious—Tabitha Galavan.

Let's go.

Monday Kickstart: The Best of the Worst

If you don't recognize someone from each of these categories, then odds are you are someone from one of these categories.



I feel like I've devoted a lot of recent posts to racism. Maybe the last several months in America have churned so much of it up from the surface, that it's now first and foremost in our minds. Let's hope 2015 is a first step in the right direction. And the best medicine, cliche as it sounds, is always laughter. Laughing at these ridiculous, ignorant souls who just don't get it, and who'll never get it. You're either in on the joke, or you are the joke.

Let's focus on things that make this world a better place. Such as our first inspiration of 2015—and one of the hottest women the UK has ever produced—Ms. Michelle Keegan:

Let's go.

It's the Weekend

Time to dead the stereotypes...

Mixed Signals

This is a bittersweet video for me. I didn't know Melissa is married; that's certainly going to put a damper on our relationship. But at least the laughs from the turn the plot takes will ease some of my pain.

Things Are Going Great For Me with J. Claude Deering: Melissa Fumero (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) - watch more funny videos

A Thing of Wonder

Winnie Cooper's still got it.

Tail Report: Briana Evigan

I've never seen any of her movies, and judging by her IMDb page, that makes me just like 99% of the world's population. But after seeing a few of these pictures...well, I still don't want to watch those flicks. But I'd be more than willing to let her shoot a few new ones in my private studios.

It's the Weekend

Time to meet the world...

MC Brie

I love this girl. Unconditionally. Never question that.

Monday Kickstart: Lickin' Off Shots

I've had a mild crush on Helena Bonham Carter since Fight Club, for obvious reasons. Obviously, she’s hot (and only slightly gothy), but she delights in setting herself apart from her Hollywood contemporaries as being just a little unbalanced. Case-in-point:

Love her. If you’re a straight male and say you’ve never fantasized about sliding on some kitchen gloves and going to work on her…well, then you’re in denial about one of those two things. Keep doing your thing, Helena.

Someone who plays the much more traditional vamp role, is one Ms. Gabrielle Union:

Obviously, there’s no wrong way to do this “beautiful woman in Hollywood” thing. Let’s go.

Monday Kickstart: Swaggy Cougar

That's Jenny McCarthy doing her best to rape Justin Bieber onstage at the American Music Awards last night. How many things do I hate about this?

1. Justin Beiber.
2. Justin Beiber winning awards for being Justin Beiber.
3. Jenny McCarthy now being considered a cougar (man getting old sucks).
4. Justin Beiber (it's worth counting twice).
   

And now, Brooklyn Decker:

Let's go.

Tail Report: Priyanka Chopra

If you don't know who Priyanka is, then you probably don't watch Bollywood. And if you're a CS regular...you don't know who Priyanka is. I certainly didn't before finding this fantastic gallery put together by the folks at Bro Bible of the smoking hot Miss Chopra modeling 15 different NFL jerseys (I've included some of these pictures below). I may ask her to wear the one above for our wedding ceremony.

Sexiest of the Sexiest

Mila Kunis is the world's sexiest woman, according to Esquire. I have been searching for a rebuttal to this charge, but...

...yeah, I'm not coming up with any. Good lawd, girl.

Tail Report: 2012 Emmy Awards

Did you know these were held the other night? Apparently they decided to celebrate television's biggest stars and programs at the same time as one of the NFL's biggest matchups: Ravens vs Patriots. Think about this; the entertainment industry's foremost TV aficionados held their business' biggest event opposite a must-see, Sunday night NFL game. You couldn't find a worse scheduling choice. And we wonder how these idiots manage to bet against shows like Community while pumping out trodden trash like $#*! My Dad Says.

*sigh* And now a little eye candy to make it all better.

Kat Dennings
Well...damn.

Maria Menounos
I'm convinced she doesn't have a bad day. She probably rolls out of bed looking like this.

Sofia Vergara
Looking caliente, as per usual.

...Her hottest moment, though, came off the red carpet, when her booty split open her gown like Hulk Hogan going through a t-shirt. Ever the wifey-material lass, Sofia kindly tweeted the picture that the paparazzi couldn't catch themselves:

Love. Her.

Tail Report: Francia Raisa

Don't worry, I don't know who she is either. Or rather I didn't know, until The Huffington Post tweeted a story about the 23-year-old actress having a wardrobe malfunction (see right). Then, purely for the sake of CS's journalistic excellence *cough*, I clicked and drooled on keyboard investigated the tale of this Mexican/Honduran cutie.

All praise due to the gods of wind and perfectly-timed photography. With that pretty face, and the curves she's packing below it, I don't think she'll remain an unknown for much longer.

Stalkerazzi Tail Report: Summertime Celebs

Gabrielle Union
I really hate you, Dwyane.

Jennifer Nicole Lee
No clue who she is. And I'm very mad about that. Or I would be, if I could be mad about anything right now.

Aubrey O'Day
She really should be trying harder. She could've usurped Kim Kardashian by now, if only she had released a sextape. Call me, Aubrey. I'm here to help.