Happy Birthday, Ms. Union

41. 4-1?? REALLY?

*flips table*

Monday Kickstart: Lickin' Off Shots

I've had a mild crush on Helena Bonham Carter since Fight Club, for obvious reasons. Obviously, she’s hot (and only slightly gothy), but she delights in setting herself apart from her Hollywood contemporaries as being just a little unbalanced. Case-in-point:

Love her. If you’re a straight male and say you’ve never fantasized about sliding on some kitchen gloves and going to work on her…well, then you’re in denial about one of those two things. Keep doing your thing, Helena.

Someone who plays the much more traditional vamp role, is one Ms. Gabrielle Union:

Obviously, there’s no wrong way to do this “beautiful woman in Hollywood” thing. Let’s go.

The Life

...I wish I lived it. Here's Will Smith—with the help of Doug E. Fresh—spitting a freestyle at Gabrielle Union's 40th birthday party.



TJ with the assist.

Stalkerazzi Tail Report: Summertime Celebs

Gabrielle Union
I really hate you, Dwyane.

Jennifer Nicole Lee
No clue who she is. And I'm very mad about that. Or I would be, if I could be mad about anything right now.

Aubrey O'Day
She really should be trying harder. She could've usurped Kim Kardashian by now, if only she had released a sextape. Call me, Aubrey. I'm here to help.

Educating the Youth

Gabrielle Union (39) explains some of the difficulties in dating Dwyane Wade (30).

Life Ain't Fair

Know why? Because when Dwyane Wade, who by age 29 has already been blessed with ridiculous athleticism, a sweet gig as the starting point guard for the biggest sports franchise in Miami (of all cities!), an NBA championship, and Gabrielle-hot-as-fiyah-Union for a girlfriend, finally turned 30—that turning point which most of us meet with angst and trepidation—he was given a brand new McLaren MP4-12C.

Let me state that again: Wade was GIVEN a new McLaren. The superstar, millionaire, A-list-Hollywood-actress-tagging NBA player was handed the keys to a beautiful, top-of-the-game $230,000 supercar, free of charge. Think about that long and hard. And then try to sleep tonight.

TJ with the assist.

Wade + Union

Yes, I realize now that I'm hella late on this one. But it's news to me and I confirmed that it's news to my boy too, so now if you didn't know, you know.

Last September Dwyane Wade separated from his wife and high school sweetheart (she has since moved back to their hometown Chicago) and has had a (ongoing?) relationship with Gabrielle Union. Apparently, people thought it was only a fling and Wade's ex flew all the way to Miami to confront Union, but they were seen at Jet this past weekend getting it on before Team USA took off for China.

You really can't be mad at Wade, but Union is another one of 'those,' having been rumored to be with Derek Jeter, Jason Kidd, and others.

But hey, those are just rumors...