Fan Challenges Ghostface

You may think you can knock the star out. But never forget that you're surrounded by people who love him enough to have paid to be there. Bottom line: If you act a fool, you can get knocked the fuck out, just like the next man.



My boy Pro with the find.

Tuesday Kicktart: Wedge Your Bets

Concerts are a good time. Music's pumping. People are drunk/high and happy. It's almost euphoric. But don't let that euphoria go to your head. Because if you fuck around and try to do something you're not supposed to do—like, say, climb over a security fence—karma's going to get all up in your ass.



I don't know what she was climbing over the fence to reach, but I hope it was worth walking around with torn shorts the rest of the day. And probably a torn ass crack, too.

This week's inspiration is the hot-as-fire Eden Levine:

Let's go.

Damn Brandy, Damn

Let me preface this by saying that I still love Brandy the person. As for Brandy the artist, well...I pump her stuff from the 90s all the time. And I still look back fondly upon the erotic dream about her I had my junior year of high school. But to say babygirl doesn't have the star power that she used to have is putting it mildly.

From E! News:

The R&B singer was the guest performer at FNB stadium in South Africa on Saturday for Mandela Sports and Culture Day—but she wasn't given the warmest welcome. The venue, which holds 90,000 people, was almost empty as soon as she hit the stage despite being filled with people throughout the day.

After the day's countless performers, and even a soccer game, most of the attendees had headed home just ahead of her performance.

"Brandy [just] performed to an empty stadium. With the stadium lights on," tweeted a shocked South African musician, Kabomo at the time.

"People didn't know there was a concert after the games. No one knew Brandy was around. Maybe a 40 people audience ... She sulked after two songs and walked off."

Brandy reportedly sang for a crowd "of no more than 40 people," and was even cut out of the televised broadcast of the event.

SABC, the country's national TV station, ended their coverage of the concert just before the "Boy is Mine" singer hit the stage.

2013 me is laughing so hard, tears are coming out. Those tears, though, are coming from 1998 me (...he was a bitch).

"My President is Black..."

...and as I'm sure Katy will attest, you never go back. (What up though, girl?)

From The Huffington Post:

Katy Perry's doing her best get-out-the vote effort: At a rally for President Barack Obama, she wore a tight white dress imprinted like a ballot, and a square box on her right hip filled in the names of Obama and Joe Biden.

Perry gave a free concert at a park in a historically minority neighborhood just northwest of downtown Las Vegas to screaming fans at about 9 p.m., the same time Air Force One landed at McCarran International Airport across town.

Slippin' Slide

If you're a stoned idiot at a muddy music festival thinking of doing a mudslide, you should probably stop to consider what kinds of things other stoned idiots do at muddy music festivals.