Learning Curve

Twerking has finally crossed the pond. So FHM, with the help of expert twerker Caitlin Wynters, has given Brits a crash course on the art form.

Flotation Devices

Yeah, a lot of this is corny. But you don't care.

Monday Kickstart: Ready or Not

Never try to prank a licensed gun owner.



Maybe I'm just a realist by heart, but with all of the prank videos that litter the internet these days, I've often wondered how this exact scenario was never playing out. How often does the the would-be prankster do such a shitty job of hiding either himself (I mean, you thought the piece of his costume hanging outside of the trunk was what was going to give him away, right?) or the camera that he or she is instantly caught? And then, of course, those videos are rarely uploaded to the internet, because no one wants to show themselves failing. So thank god this guy didn't even bother to stop for his camera on the way out the door. His ownage needed to be properly documented and published. Science demanded it.

Now, to switch gears from fails to indisputable wins, we give you this week's inspiration—the one-and-only Mila Kunis, recently voted FHM's "Sexiest Woman in the World":

Let's go.

Tail Report: Lacey Banghard in FHM

Still not sure what's better: Lacey, or her last name. How often does the following exchange happen to her?

Guy: "Hi—John Smith."
Her: "Lacey Banghard."
Guy: "Oh does she?"

Here are some of the pics from her recent FHM photoshoot. For more, click the link.

Monday Kickstart: Thunder Buddies

So wrong, yet so right.

Then you have the "return" of Ms. Keeley Hazell, which is nothing but right.

So, so right. We've missed you, Keeley. Let's go.

Tail Report: Janina Gavankar

Apparently she's on True Blood? I don't know. All I do know, is that I'd let her suck my

—What's that, Kev? What? Nah, nah, nah, I was going to say "blood", man. Damn.

*cough*

Cover Girl

Kim Kardashian's still doing it. The likely recipient of Crooked Straight's "Lifetime Achievement in Pants Pressing" award—if one existed—is featured on the cover of the March 2011 issue of FHM UK. Grab hold of her—uhh, I mean... Grab hold of it—uhh, I mean...

Pick up a copy of this fine periodical on newsstands now.

Tail Report: Nonhle Thema

This tasty—yet relatively-unknown—model is straight from the Motherland (Johannesburg, South Africa). She recently found her way into FHM's World Cup edition and, subsequently, my heart.







Nonhle's Facebook page (show her some love, y'all).

Tail Report: Audrina Patridge

I, like every other straight male over the age of 15, have never watched "The Hills" or whatever other show Miss Patridge has appeared on. But, that doesn't mean I'm not a fan. Here are a couple of hot pictures from her new photo shoot with FHM (more available at the link).

The Truth Shall Set You Free

Have you ever found yourself standing in a grocery store checkout line, when you glance over and see some women's magazine doling out terrible advice while promising to teach a gal everything there is to know about men? Makes you nauseas, doesn't it? Well the boys across the pond at FHM.com decided to have a go at recreating some of those covers, and give the bitter editors of those rags a taste of their own medicine.

Tail Report: Megan Fox

Megan Fox is your July '08 FHM covergirl. Here are the photos from her spread. Not bad but I like her better when she's running for her life from decepticons.