It's the Weekend

And it's on to the next one...

Tail Report: Armani's New Underwear Model

Some chick named Megan. Anyone ever heard of this girl before? She's kind of attractive.

Rogen Gets Owned by Megan Fox

The slow motion replay is great, because you can see Rogen realizes almost instantly: this isn't a movie, and thus he's not going to get the hot girl in the end.

Maxim's Hot 100 List Announced

The 2009 edition of Maxim's "Hot 100" has been released, and sitting atop it is a new face: Miss Olivia Wilde. While I don't protest the selection, I don't necessarily agree with it either. Olivia's pretty, and certainly wouldn't get the cold shoulder from me at a bar if I was a single man. But hottest in the world? Eh. And then there's the opinion of my friend TD (who is a girl; and, surprisingly, a straight one):

"I was upset to see 'our' girl [Megan Fox, who finished no. 2 in voting] did not make #1…. But then I saw who did and I am very pleased. She used to be on The OC when I watched it back in the day…. I always thought this girl was SEXY SEXY!"

Maxim's thoughts on the top 5 (as found on Yahoo's "omg! news"):

1. Olivia Wilde: "We may not know a McDreamy from a McNugget, but when it comes to TV doctors, there is only one who makes our body temperatures rise. We were drooling over the NYC native long before she was injected into Fox's hit medical drama (House)."

2. Megan Fox: "Seriously, do women get more painfully hot than this? Megan Fox has the face of an angel, a body so perfect that God may have carved it out of soap and sex appeal that could melt a unicorn's horn. Plus, we hear she smells like clouds."

3. Bar Refaeli: "If there's any evidence that the Middle East is a land of beauty and wonder Bar is it. The 24-year-old Israeli supermodel with the brain blowing body scorched the cover of the famed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition."

4. Malin Akerman: "In the dark world of Watchmen, Malin was tasked with one tough mission ... Watchmen wasn't the first time we've seen Malin and it won't be the last. She's got four new flicks on her busy schedule."

5. Mila Kunis: "Mila's combination of exotic beauty and gal-next-door charm would make any sane man forget his ex in three seconds flat."

Also, for the first time in history, the worlds of politics and sophomoric-men's-magazines have collided, as First Lady Michelle Obama clocked in at no. 93. "He may be dealing with two wars, an economic meltdown, and a rapidly graying dome, but at least our Commander in Chief gets to come home to the hottest First Lady in the history of these United States. (Sorry, Martha Washington!)" Nice to see Michelle getting some love.

The full list can be found here.

New(er) Transformers Trailer

*****"Transformers" geek alert*****

For those of you who haven't caught it yet, the third trailer for "Revenge of The Fallen" has been released. The wait for this flick is going to kill me.

And it's nice to see they're still throwing in random gratuitous shots of Megan Fox in this one, too.

Most Desirable Woman of 2009

The results are in, and the people have spoken. Or maybe it was just TJ repeatedly submitting his vote. Either way, Ms. Eva Mendes has been named AskMen.com's Most Desirable Woman of 2009, beating out Megan Fox (#2) and Marisa Miller (#3). Though physical beauty is one criterion, the annual poll is also based on various intangible characteristics that men look for in a potential mate, such as personality, sense of humor, lack of a gag reflex, etc.

[What's that? It's not one of the criteria? Says who?]

Hopefully Eva heeds the lesson of last year's No. 1, Katherine Heigl, who this year fell all the way down to 81st spot (out of 99). Also notable is the return to the list of Britney Spears (#90), and Halle Berry's ranking at No. 13, an impressive feat for any 42 year old woman (though I think most people will agree with me that Halle is far from being just "any woman"). The full list can be found here.

Tail Report: Assorted

Everyones second favorite tennis player (Serena, duh) Anna Kournikova (8/10) doing what she does best: not playing tennis and looking good...


Megan Fox (6/10 here) on the set of Transformers sequel... YES! The Transformers SEQUEL...


Kim (9/10) knows where the money maker is, maybe that's why she's in the stretch pants...


Model Catalina Cruz (7/10 for the fakes) doing her model thing...

Tail Report: Megan Fox

Megan Fox is your July '08 FHM covergirl. Here are the photos from her spread. Not bad but I like her better when she's running for her life from decepticons.