Tail Report: 2013 Golden Globes Red Carpet

In 2012 we made fun of Angelina Jolie for showing off her leg at an awards show. In 2013, every other gal on the red carpet is showing off her leg at awards shows.

I'm not hating, just making an observation.

Katherine McPhee

Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lopez (Damn...you win, mamacita. Te amo.)

Jessica Alba (What we could've been, guhl...)

Sofia Vergara

Thandie Newton (still delish after all these years)

Halle Berry (...ditto.)

Eva Longoria

Carla Gugino (Curves. All. Day.)

Olivia Munn (Looking all classy...I see you, girl.)

Lea Michelle

Allison Williams (I love me some Allison Williams...)

Rosario Dawson

Kerry Washington

Amanda Seyfried

Coordinate

A special kind of Throwback for your Thursday. Just because I can. It's crazy how much younger Halle, Eddie, and DAG look in this clip.

Monday Kickstart: "They don't make 'em like they used to! Do they, eh? Eh, Batsy?"

From lulzshirts.

Damn, homie. Just...damn. And since I've been thinking about Halle in the Catwoman suit all weekend (don't ask), let's leave it to her to provide your workweek motivation.

Let's get it.

Tail Report: 2011 Academy Awards

Be honest: The red carpet is the only part of the Oscars you were even remotely interested in watching. I know that's the case for me.


Halle Berry
The Michael Jordan of red carpet hotness.

Mila Kunis
Good to finally see her begin to rise into the upper echelon of actresses, which only means more opportunities to see her looking tasty at red-carpeted events.

Scarlett Johansson
Another of my recently-single dreamgirls. She's kind of got a naughty-hot thing going here. Like she'd drag you into a broom closet during the ceremony and make your eyes cross.

Jennifer Lawrence
She cleans up well, I've gotta say. She might have been the biggest "dayuuuuummmmm" of the night.

Jennifer Hudson
I can tolerate her a little more now that she's lost all the weight. A little...

Mallika Sherawat
...Yeah, I don't know who she is, either. But I want to get to know her better.

Tail Report: Ladies of the Golden Globes

Just a sampling of the red carpet eye candy from last night's awards ceremony.

Halle (yessir!)


Jen Aniston


Olivia Wilde


Kristen Bell


Mariah


Vanessa Minnillo (She's still a celebrity??)

Halle Berry does the Halle Berry

Halle Berry has been making the talk show rounds lately to promote her natural beauty. Here she and Ellen do their thing to the latest Hurricane Chris smash. I don't know if I should be ashamed that I'm somewhat of a hip hop blogger and I didn't even know that this song existed. KK is supposed to be my down south consultant but I guess he's asleep at the wheel because I'm certain he knows this dance and probably even knows the Ellen version now.



KK with the assist (obviously)

Halle Berry is still the Truth

Halle appeared on Leno the other night and while I can't find the best shot of her walking on stage, this will have to suffice...

Most Desirable Woman of 2009

The results are in, and the people have spoken. Or maybe it was just TJ repeatedly submitting his vote. Either way, Ms. Eva Mendes has been named AskMen.com's Most Desirable Woman of 2009, beating out Megan Fox (#2) and Marisa Miller (#3). Though physical beauty is one criterion, the annual poll is also based on various intangible characteristics that men look for in a potential mate, such as personality, sense of humor, lack of a gag reflex, etc.

[What's that? It's not one of the criteria? Says who?]

Hopefully Eva heeds the lesson of last year's No. 1, Katherine Heigl, who this year fell all the way down to 81st spot (out of 99). Also notable is the return to the list of Britney Spears (#90), and Halle Berry's ranking at No. 13, an impressive feat for any 42 year old woman (though I think most people will agree with me that Halle is far from being just "any woman"). The full list can be found here.