Respect My Gangsta: Jeremy Renner

Jeremy's cold. So cold.



TJ with the assist.

Tail Report: 2013 Golden Globes Red Carpet

In 2012 we made fun of Angelina Jolie for showing off her leg at an awards show. In 2013, every other gal on the red carpet is showing off her leg at awards shows.

I'm not hating, just making an observation.

Katherine McPhee

Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lopez (Damn...you win, mamacita. Te amo.)

Jessica Alba (What we could've been, guhl...)

Sofia Vergara

Thandie Newton (still delish after all these years)

Halle Berry (...ditto.)

Eva Longoria

Carla Gugino (Curves. All. Day.)

Olivia Munn (Looking all classy...I see you, girl.)

Lea Michelle

Allison Williams (I love me some Allison Williams...)

Rosario Dawson

Kerry Washington

Amanda Seyfried

Tail Report: Jennifer Lopez (Oscar Night Edition)

I thought about doing the standard "all the hot gals of the Oscars red carpet" post, but...I don't know. There were a few surprising showings (Ellie Kemper, who I'll get to in a later post, and Viola Davis' tasty treats are the first two to come to my bourbon-saddled mind), as well as some comical ones (I mean, Angelina...I wouldn't say "No" to her, but anymore she's the Peyton Manning of hot women: A big name with a Hall-of-Fame career, who at this point is damaged goods and a bit past her prime; she can still win a few games, but there's no way you'd stake your future on her—sorry Brad). But, on the whole, there just wasn't much for (straight) male eyes to enjoy. The one woman who did bring the "bang", though? Our favorite chica from the block. Both on the red carpet:

...and at the after-party:

Yes, that's a bang. Twice. Te amo, mami.

Just Sayin'...

...J.Lo's single again. Even at 41...I'd still put in work.

Tail Report: 2011 Grammy Awards

Yet again I'll say it: This is the only real value the Grammys, Emmys, Oscars, or any other award show has—hot women in skimpy dresses. Stated.

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Selena Gomez
Is this legal yet? I'm going to plead the fif on this one.

Ciara
She's still not one of my favorites, but she's been growing on me lately. Hard to deny those legs. And if you saw them her when they she was on Chelsea Lately...dizzamn.

Rihanna
Consistently delish.

Jennifer Lopez
Still hurting 'em. Te amo, mami.

Kim K.
*prerequisite "Kim is sexy and in front of cameras for no real reason" picture*

Mya
Not as revealing as some of the others, but I'm just happy to see that Mya's alive and well after almost 10 years in exile.

Props to Max Power at Daddy's Sugar Ball for the Rihanna picture.

Tail Report: Jennifer Lopez

The JLo we all fell in love with 15 years ago has matured into a world-class cougar. Most 41-year-olds can only dream of looking this good.







Pictures courtesy of The Huffington Post

Les Grossman and J-Lo Kill It

Finally, a reason to watch the MTV Movie Awards. They started off kind of "eh" with Helms and Ken Jeong, but Cruise and Jenny from the Block set the stage on fire.

Watch the 2010 MTV Movie Awards at MTV.com!

Tail Report: Jennifer Lopez

After her appearance on the red carpet at the Golden Globes, it's safe to say that J-Lo still looks muy bueno.