Shake Out the Truth

Because, umm... science.

The iBra

I wouldn't even be shocked if Apple really made something like this. And you know Google would just one up them with Android pasties.

A Beautiful Symphony

Because, who among us couldn't stand to be a little more cultured?

Built for Pleasure

Normally, if you're describing a video to someone, and three of the words you use are "big," "boobs," and "bouncing," you might as well shut up at that point and just take my money. But this...

From 96.1 Kiss in Pittsburgh:

There is such a thing as the Museum Of Sex in New York City. The MOS will open an exhibit this week featuring a unique bouncy house. A giant bouncy-booby castle in fact...

Found by girl Alex.

Monday Kickstart: Too Much to Handle

I love me some Ri-Ri, and I love me some Brooklyn Decker. But I don't love me some Brooklyn Decker as much as Ri-Ri loves her some Brooklyn Decker.

Sometimes it feels like I'm controlling Rihanna with my mind. *pauses...thinking, "Ri...show up at my door tonight wearing that dress from the CFDA Awards..."*

*cough* Anyways...let's move onto this week's inspiration. It comes in the form of Playboy's Miss March 2013, the beautiful Ashley Doris:

Let's go.

Monday Kickstart: Love to Hate

So, there's a new Mortal Kombat coming out in 2015: Mortal Kombat X. And the trailer features one Mr. Wiz Khalifa. I'm no Nostradamus, but something tells me this will be a big hit with the kiddies.



I can't wait for the first act of mass violence to get blamed on this game. Will it make sense? No, of course not—it never does. But will it happen? Faster than you can say "Consumer Watchdog Groups." (If you've never heard of that term before, it's another name for people who attempt to parent their kids through a "blame everyone but me" method. Another such term is "conservatives"...)

*ahem* Moving on... If you're one of those Fox News parents out there, the stunningly gorgeous Playboy Cyber Girl of the Year, Ms. Elizabeth Marxs has a message for you:

So do I, Elizabeth. So do I. Let's go.

In Case You Were Wondering...

...yeah, Ashley Sky is only getting hotter.

Hands-On Interview

I mean, as huge as they are, I'm more shocked she didn't touch Kat's titties every time she turned around. Hell, any of us might accidentally touch one of Kat's titties at any moment. Yup, accidentally...

*randomly reaches around...*

Because Boobs

Really nothing to add here. Boobs.



My friend Alex with the assist.

Oh, By the Way...

...Kim's 86'd the baby weight.

Grape Ape

(From BuzzFeed)



"We'll learn more about why baboons actually love grapes." Um, I'm no zoologist, Sabrina, but after seeing you in that purple top, I'm going to guess he loves your "grapes" for the same reasons I do.

TJ with the assist.

Tail Report: Scarlet Bouvier

Typically when I put together one of these Tail Reports, I'll scrounge around the internet, gathering lots of hot PG-13 pictures of that post's subject. Then, once my apple basket is full, I search on the lass' name once again, this time adding the word "nude" afterwards. You know, just for kicks. Most of the time little to nothing comes back.

Whatever the opposite of that is, that's what happened when putting together this post. All I had to do was search on her name alone, and a page full of nakey awesomeness was suddenly in front of me. I could barely find any pictures that were discrete enough to use. Ms. Bouvier not only isn't shy about being naked, I'm nearly convinced she prefers it. And I see nothing wrong with that. Be natural, girl. Be free.

Andrecare

I have the utmost respect for someone willing to stand in public and commit to a joke like this. Fantastic work here by Eric Andre, who puts the "care" in healthcare.

Free Mammograms with Eric Andre - watch more funny videos

Where Dem Tits Go?

This is simply brilliant. I found myself torn between wanting to actually see the movie, and laughing at myself for wanting to see the movie. Similarly, I was torn between my utter infatuation with Olivia Munn and the image of her with a temporarily-enhanced bossom.

(Rest assured, Olivia, I still love you just the way you are.)




Love to my boy Chris for the assist on this one.

Sporty Racks

I like to consider myself a bit of an original. There are a lot of things about me that I suppose you could consider status quo at best, stereotypical at worst; but I also have many hobbies and tastes that just aren't that common among the various demographically-configured groups in which someone might put me. Poker, Formula 1, various genres of music from hip-hop to folk, World War II history... I can be eclectic.

Two of my loves, though, are as "red-blooded male" as they come: sports and boobies. It seems the folks at Bleacher Report, though they may not share my appreciation of aces rolled over kings or a late-breaking maneuver approaching St. Devote, still know me pretty well.

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