Dear Dude Bros (A Cautionary Tale)

So as the Patrick Kane allegations start to give informational nuggets many questions should be asked. Many things should NOT be asked. I do think that thoughtfulness for the alleged victim and alleged (but not charged) perpetrator are needed. Sweeping judgments of guilt or innocence, truth or lies, "slut" or lady are harmful so I will be staying away from those and you should too.

My first thoughts when the story broke were

1. if the alleged victim was indeed raped then her experiences and the lasting haze they can have over her life should be the primary concern.

2. Kane putting himself in this position to begin with, no matter if he is guilty or not, was fucking stupid. These things hang over you forever innocent or guilty.

So it got me to thinking....

And after a few moments I said to myself "let me help my fellow dude bros out with a step by step guide so that you don't become to the next "victim" of Indian giver women and their evil vaginal powers."

Step 1
cut a hole in the box.....wait

sorry wrong thought process

Step 1
DON'T RAPE BITCHES!

that's it. Easy right?

• Doesn't matter if she was all on your shit at the bar. When she says no DON'T RAPE BITCHES!
• Doesn't matter if she is clothed in an Asa Akira school girl outfit with makeup by Jezebel herself. When she says no DON'T RAPE BITCHES!
• Doesn't matter if she is the town slut and will suck every dick she can find for a peach Faygo and a manager's special from Popeye's which you gave to her AND with extra biscuits. When she says no DON'T RAPE BITCHES!
• Doesn't matter if she is in mid suck and then changes her mind. Calmly put your dick away, call that woman a cab, slap it around a bit when she leaves and most importantly When she says no DON'T RAPE BITCHES!

I don't claim to have ALL the answers...but I think my fellow dude bros this is the starting point of a movement. We can make positive change by NOT RAPING BITCHES!

Hip to the Game

Mirror mirror, on the wall,
who is the dopest sportscaster of them all?

"Adam Lefkoe...bitch."

From Deadspin:

Remember Adam Lefkoe, the guy who ingeniously slipped a bunch of wrestling references into his sportscast earlier this month? He topped himself this past Sunday by squeezing 46(!) classic hip hop references into his five-minute segment. Be sure to stick around for the well-earned mic drop at the end.

The "22 2's" line was easily my favorite.


TJ with the assist.

Sporty Racks

I like to consider myself a bit of an original. There are a lot of things about me that I suppose you could consider status quo at best, stereotypical at worst; but I also have many hobbies and tastes that just aren't that common among the various demographically-configured groups in which someone might put me. Poker, Formula 1, various genres of music from hip-hop to folk, World War II history... I can be eclectic.

Two of my loves, though, are as "red-blooded male" as they come: sports and boobies. It seems the folks at Bleacher Report, though they may not share my appreciation of aces rolled over kings or a late-breaking maneuver approaching St. Devote, still know me pretty well.

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Vince Young -- When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong

In case you haven't heard the news (probably because you're tonedeaf after having those South African vuvuzelas blown in your ears all weekend), the Titans' quarterback who has saw his image and career reborn last season was involved in a physical altercation late Saturday night at Club Onyx in Dallas, TX.

Hmmm, a Tennessee Titan involved in a fight at a strip club? Why does that sound so...familiar?