How to Save a Life

From Playboy:

A Brazilian woman was teetering on a ledge threatening to jump and somehow this guy got above her without being detected and saved her in the most dramatic way possible.

Goats Gone Wild

"Who runs this town? I run this town!"

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Monday Kickstart: Brazil Nuts

Meanwhile, in Brazil...



Ever get the feeling people in other countries are just plain having more fun than we are? I love how this guy just strolls off through the city streets in his boxers, triumphant. Impressive, sir. (thanks to my boy Serge for the find)

Onto other impressive things...like Miss April Summers relaxing on the beach:

Yup. Let's go.

Ghost Protocol

If you're riding an elevator and the lights cut out...well, I hope you're wearing something that's machine washable.

F.O.H.: Nana Gouvêa

If you know me, you know I've got nothing but love for beautiful women, Brazil, and Playboy bunnies. So, as you might guess, a beautiful Brazilian woman who's posed for Playboy would have to do something pretty fucked up to earn a "Fuck Outta Here" post.

From Yahoo! News:

Here's one way to get noticed: After Hurricane Sandy left New York City in utter chaos, a former Brazilian Playboy model used the devastation as a backdrop for a series of glamour shots, enraging many people in the process.

In a long-sleeved black top, leggings, and black ankle boots, Nana Gouvêa can be seen striking a dramatic wide-legged pose -- think Angelina Jolie at the Oscars -- in front of a gigantic toppled tree and a stranded moving truck. In another image, Gouvêa uses broken branches to balance herself on the hood of a smashed silver BMW.

Really?

Gouvêa's excuse (for, you know, posing for glamour shots in the same disaster zone where people are injured and suffering)? She and her husband, the photographer, had been in their apartment with no power, and had become bored.

Hey, Nana: Next time, maybe you and your hubby should try lending a helping hand to those human props in the background of your impromptu photoshoot, who are struggling to repair their damaged lives?

Fuck outta here...

Double Clicking the Mouse at Work

Only in Brazil. I love this country more and more everyday.

From Business Insider:

Brazilian Ana Catarian Bezerra suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hyper sexuality. To cope she masturbates around 47 times a day, sometimes at the office.

When the accounting company she works for complained, Bezerra took them to court. And won.

Translated by Guanabee from Analitica:

After winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

In most US companies, you get in trouble for simply looking at pictures of women in bikinis. I'm sure the rate of workplace violence would be cut in half if American organizations started instituting more relaxed policies like this. This is a groundbreaking court ruling. Ana, I'd like to shake your hand.

—I won't, of course. Maybe an elbow bump, but...

World Cup 2010

The World Cup has officially started in Johannesburg, South Africa. Luckily for the other 31 nations involved, the title won't be won based on who has the hottest fans. Brazil's tough to beat on the field, but there's absolutely no chance against them in the stands.



Go Team USA.