Head Games?

Hup Holland Hup!

Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden—along with fellow adult film actresses Vicky Vette, Miss Hybrid, and Gabby Quinteros, who call themselves "Team BJ"—has pledged to give blow jobs to all of her followers on Twitter if The Netherlands wins the World Cup on Sunday. Now that's national pride. Bobbi currently has well over 9K followers (including yours truly), and that number is rising rapidly. The ladies are going to have their work cut out for them if The Netherlands wins it all.

And with that kind of encouragement, the Dutch may be hard to beat on Sunday.

Become an Argentina Fan in Just 44 Seconds

Her name is Dorismar, and my love for her is pure*.






*Purity is stated only in comparison to the water in the Gulf of Mexico, and not as part of a delusional belief that wanting to spend a night alone with her and a can of whipped cream equals "pure" love.

Viva Paraguay!

Now that Team USA has been eliminated from the World Cup, you may be looking for a team to cheer for as the quarterfinals start up on Friday. May I suggest Paraguay? The team from a small South American country-you-may-never-have-heard-of carries one very important feather in its cap: Larissa Riquelme.

A couple of weeks ago I reported on the deliciousness that is Miss Riquelme. And true Paraguayan fan that she is, Larissa has pledged to show her national pride hide if her boys win it all.

From The Huffington Post:

The 24-year-old beauty has pledged to run naked through the streets "with my body painted with the colors of Paraguay" if Paraguay wins the World Cup.

I need to get myself a Paraguayan flag. ...And a plane ticket

Tail Report: Larissa Riquelme

I haven't been catching much of the World Cup, due to South Africa's time zone not jiving with my daily schedule, but it looks like I'm going to have to make better use of my DVR. Especially to catch Paraguay's matches, where Miss Riquelme, a model on the rise, has been scoring herself some free publicity. Apparently all it takes is a low-cut shirt and a cell phone.

[Note to any aspiring models out there: Ladies, my celly's always available for your use.]








One photo, in particular, is my favorite, but I'm going to toe the line of our own policy on decency and only link you to it.

Okay, two favorites; this picture is also splendiferous.

World Class Attractions

It seems like the World Cup and international tasteys go hand-in-hand (man, if I had only known that when I was in L.A. during the 1994 tournament; of course, I was only 15 at the time...but I digress). In the spirit of last Wednesday and Friday's posts, here are two good odes (especially the Playboy link, which is pretty comprehensive) to the scores of gorgeous women associated with the world of soccer, from WAGs (some in bodypaint) to dedicated fans.

Kind of gives a whole new meaning to the nickname "the beautiful game".

Gunaxin's "Top 100 Footballers' Wives and Girlfriends"

Playboy.Com's "Girls of the World Cup"

World Cup 2010

The World Cup has officially started in Johannesburg, South Africa. Luckily for the other 31 nations involved, the title won't be won based on who has the hottest fans. Brazil's tough to beat on the field, but there's absolutely no chance against them in the stands.



Go Team USA.

Soccer Ain't So Bad

The most popular sport in the world has never really caught on here in the good ol' U-S-of-A. But with the 2010 World Cup set to kick off in a couple of days, Manofest decided to put together a little gallery that might help open a few Yankee minds. Click the link at the bottom for "The 100 Hottest Female Soccer Fan Photos"—but first, a preview:

Argentina




Sweden




Brazil




South Korea




USA



The 100 Hottest Female Soccer Fan Photos