In Why See

Everything I expect when I finally get to visit my homegirl Steph in Astoria.



Found by my homie Profound.

Throwback Thursday: "Ryde or Die, Chick" -- L.O.X. ft. Timbaland and Eve

Pshh, I'm still looking for mine. Welcome to 1999, when Ruff Ryders ruled the world, and Eve was walking through street parties with no bra, knocking it out way before sideboob was a thing.

The Ultimate Driving Machine

Garo Haroutiounian has an E46 (the body type) BMW. I, too, have an E46 BMW. Apparently, I've been driving my E46 BMW wrong all this time.

From Jalopnik:

I'm struggling for words to describe everything mind-blowingly awesome in this video of Garo Haroutiounian in his BMW E46 hillclimb car.

One Dropped

There's bad beats. There's sick bad beats. And then there's astronomically-impossible-odds-working-against-you-at-the-worst-possible-time bad beats. First place in this year's One Drop was good for over $15 million. Connor Drinan had a good shot at it...until he didn't.

You know how your stomach hurts after watching a man take a swift kick to the nuts? Well, guys do. Ladies, just take our word for it; it feels roughly the same as you'll feel after watching this hand.

The Girls of Comic-Con

SDCC? More like S-double-D-CC, amirite?

Monday Kickstart: Save Them

I've never owned a single pair of Jordans. But I get it.





Saturday night I was out for one of my neighborhood's summer street festivals, and I was wearing my brand new canvas sneaks. And it started to rain. I came home around 1:30, fall-over drunk, and spent another half hour washing and drying my shoes.

So yeah... I get it.

Another treasure worth protecting at all costs? Emma Green.

Let's go.

Like a Glove (Go Kart Edition)

This kid's all business.

Trailer: Hot Tub Time Machine 2

I was kind of meh about the first one. It's good for an afternoon watch when there's no other options. This one...I don't know. It looks a bit funnier (not that the editing in a trailer is the most reliable of tells), and somehow I think that might actually be a result of Adam (Cusack's character) not being around this time. He was the solemn center throughout the last one, while Robinson, Corddry, and Duke's characters set the comedic tones. By removing the gravitas of Adam's existential mid-life crisis, you leave behind a ton of room for the other three to go nuts. And the chemistry between them is certainly much stronger the second time around—that harmonized "You're a nerd" clowning near the end is brilliant.

This might just be worth the price of a ticket and a large popcorn. [Warning: This clip is NSFW...unless you live in Europe, or other unoppressed parts of the world. In other words, there's boobs in it.]

It's the Weekend

Time to eat that shit up...

Throwback Thursday: "Why?" -- Jadakiss ft. Anthony Hamilton

Has it really been 10 years since this came out? Damn it...getting old is fucking horrible. But enough about me...

This song walked that fine line between "gimmicky" and "freshly original." When this came out, you could almost feel Jada within grasp of his potential. It felt like he was about to put it all together and hit that next level. Sadly, he never did. Why? Good question.

Monday Kickstart: Age Ain't Nothing But a Number

It's another Monday. It's hotter than hell outside, you're stuck inside, and the summer's already more than halfway over. When life throws its shit at you, all you can do is say "Fuck it" and dance.

Post by Stanton Warriors.

I hope I'm half as lively when I'm his age. Hell, I hope I'm half as lively tomorrow. It's easy to get caught up in the day-to-day negatives in the world. But when that happens, try this: stop, take a deep breath, and walk forward. Or dance forward. Just don't retreat.

And if you need a little extra help with feeling young and energized, try Bex Robertson and her great selfies:

Irish eyes—and everything else—are definitely smiling. Let's go.

It's the Weekend

Time to do it all for kicks...

Throwback Thursday: "Music" -- Erick Sermon ft. Marvin Gaye

Just going to use this week's Throwback to get your feet moving, and remind you that the weekend's only a day away.

Fish Out of Water

You know that whole thing about black people not knowing how to swim is a false stereotype, right?

...Right?

Post by Mustang 87.7.

Built for Pleasure

Normally, if you're describing a video to someone, and three of the words you use are "big," "boobs," and "bouncing," you might as well shut up at that point and just take my money. But this...

From 96.1 Kiss in Pittsburgh:

There is such a thing as the Museum Of Sex in New York City. The MOS will open an exhibit this week featuring a unique bouncy house. A giant bouncy-booby castle in fact...

Found by girl Alex.

Say Anything

All of this. All. Of. This. How mad was she when the anesthesia wore off and someone sent her the YouTube link?

All Hail Broke Loose

If you ever plan on hitting the beach in Russia, be sure to bring along some sunscreen...and a force field.

Monday Kickstart: To Thine Own Selfie Be True

I'm not innocent when it comes to taking selfies, especially when I'm drunk and/or Snapchatting. But I don't need therapy. Not yet. Some people, though...



Tripp and Tyler really hit the mark with this sketch. I know some dear friends who should call to see if the local YMCA is hosting a group session. Just saying...

This week's inspiration is a woman who can teach us all a thing or two about selfies, the absolutely stunning Ms. Fhedra Lobaton:

Gorgeous. Te amo, señorita. Let's go.

Sometimes...

...sometimes I believe there may actually be a higher power at work.

*sets DVR to record every second of women's volleyball on ESPN, ever*

It's the Weekend

Time to wrap that shit up...

(from Buzzfeed)

Throwback Thursday: "Tennessee" -- Arrested Development

Greetings from Chattanooga, where I'm washing my mentals with my family. Haven't played any horseshoes, though...

Monday Kickstart: Too Much to Handle

I love me some Ri-Ri, and I love me some Brooklyn Decker. But I don't love me some Brooklyn Decker as much as Ri-Ri loves her some Brooklyn Decker.

Sometimes it feels like I'm controlling Rihanna with my mind. *pauses...thinking, "Ri...show up at my door tonight wearing that dress from the CFDA Awards..."*

*cough* Anyways...let's move onto this week's inspiration. It comes in the form of Playboy's Miss March 2013, the beautiful Ashley Doris:

Let's go.

Throwback Thursday: "Drive Slow" -- Kanye West ft. Paul Wall, GLC, T.I., & Tony Williams

Word to my homie Alexis for reminding me about this track. Always loved Paul Wall's entrance on this.

You Gon' Learn

Real talk, my mom was white, but really she was a black mom. Or maybe she just learned it from marrying a black man. Either way, she's the latter of these two moms. (And I'm all the better for it.)

High Enough to Touch the Stars

Jenny's my girl. She kills every scene she's in on Parks & Rec, House of Lies, Kroll Show, and everything else. And she was adorable in her spot on Drunk History. Not going to lie, I was a little upset when I found out that she's married. Her husband's a lucky guy. Especially if she gets this high with him.