Darwin Was Right

Anyone harassing a horse—from behind, no less—is just wasting good oxygen that could be going to the more deserving living things on this planet.



Guess he didn't want that hat...?

Monday Kickstart: Tight Situation

If you're not a baby, you probably shouldn't try to sit in a baby's highchair at a restaurant. You don't see babies pretending to be grown men, paying the bill and hitting on the waitress, do you? Of course not. Babies know their role, so know yours.



His friends didn't seem very interested in helping him free himself. Who can blame them? When you get to experience a hilarious fail like that, you never want the moment to end.

This week's motivation is far from a fail, but that doesn't mean we ever want Annabelle Alana's moment to end, either.

Let's go.

Monday Kickstart: Criminal Masterminds

There's a whole lot of stupid out there. And sometimes, it tries to steal your purse.


I didn't even know purse-snatching was still a thing. That's one of those phenomena you see on old TV shows and laugh at the rudimentary simplicity of it. And yet, as simple as the act would appear to be, you still have a guy dumb enough to screw it up. Who wants to bet that when police finally catch him, his head will be stuck in a banister?

Here to get you going this week is Playboy's Miss September 2012, Alana Campos:

Let's go.

Monday Kickstart: All Crossed Up

To borrow a friend's catchphrase, this can't be life.



There's a lot of stupid in that woman.

There is not, however, a single ounce of stupid in Jeanette Reid.

No, she knows EXACTLY what she's doing. Let's go.

Ass Makes You Stupid

I'm paraphrasing here. But while this sentiment seems to be rather common knowledge, it has been proven scientifically for the first time by researchers in The Netherlands.

The research shows men who spend even a few minutes in the company of an attractive woman perform less well in tests designed to measure brain function than those who chat to someone they do not find attractive.

Researchers who carried out the study, published in the Journal of Experimental and Social Psychology, think the reason may be that men use up so much of their brain function or 'cognitive resources' trying to impress beautiful women, they have little left for other tasks.

I was recently talking with a friend, and we both wondered why so many guys with a lot of money—who most of the time are also extremely smart—get caught up with golddigging girls who everyone else spots from miles away. Now I'm beginning to understand it a little better.

The full article can be found here.

Paging Dr. Stevenson

Alright DeShawn. I know you're not a member of Mensa, but even you should know where to draw the line. It's one thing to say Lebron is overrated. I mean, despite the fact that he's averaged 30, 8 and 7 for the season, is the possible MVP and is a shoe-in for first team All-NBA, All-World and All-Universe, while your season highs were 33, 7 and 7 and you're the 4th best player on a 3-man team that finished 14th in the league, you're still entitled to your opinion. It's a free country. But then you had to go and do this.



There are just some things you should never do. High on that list is going into the house of the best basketball player of his generation and possibly the best ever and disrespecting him to his face when your team is down 1-0 in the series and 16 in the game. Some people call that ballsy. I call it stupidity. Despite the fact that you've posted your credit card number and offered a 10k reward to anyone who can hook you up with Lindsay Lohan on your myspace page and gotten this tattoo, you've just outdone yourself. Congratulations on ensuring that you will never make the NBA finals as long as King James is in the same conference as you.