Cookie Runs the Street

This has been all around the web by now, but it's still worth posting. Sesame Street will never be the same after a visit from Cookie.

(I fucking love Taraji.)

Tuesday Kickstart: This is 40

That SNL 40 was a great ride. So many great actors and so many great characters brought together in a three-hour mashup video. And this Jeopardy sketch was one of the night's best.



Am I crazy, or would "Whore Ads" be a great Jeopardy category?

With the weather being what it has been lately, summer feels so, so far away. Maybe Jacinta Rokich can help make it feel a little closer:

Let's go.

Monday Kickstart: A Little Sump'n

The truth is, most of us probably don't qualify as "good." We've all got skeletons, we've all got demons. On the grand scale of things, most people are going to fall right in the middle between "naughty" and "nice." But, even though Santa's judgemental ass doesn't have love for us, feel secure in knowing that Sump'n Claus has our backs.



I say down with Santa and his elitist ways. We need someone who's a true man of the people. Sump'n Claus' time has come.

To motivate you this week, we give you another beautiful entity who only wants to share her gifts with the world, the spine-tingling Miss Christina Ripple:

Those eyes say naughty things that not even Santa could hate on. Let's go.

Monday Kickstart: A Kinda New Day

The archaic laws of this country are slowly changing to adapt to modern day science and education. The key word there being "slowly."



One of the many reasons I'd like to hit the PowerBall: To have enough money that I wouldn't have to worry about getting caught up by pointless laws like those that criminalize marijuana use. Maybe one day we'll just admit that even the most powerful people in America, the people whose dollars operate the strings on the politicians who make the laws, like to toke up. And we'll all just move on. Maybe.

Time for this week's inspiration. There are many things I look for in the lady who I choose as the week's Kickstart model. Poise. Sophistication. Elegance. A bangin' body and a face that could launch a thousand ships to war. This week's choice, Ms. Terann Hilow, certainly has ample amounts of all of that. But what put her over the top is posing in an Oakland Raiders bikini:

As a lifelong Raiders fan, I can say without hesitation that this is the best that shield has looked for over a decade. Let's go.

Lincoln Thinkin'

A week or so late on posting this, but these SNL riffs on the McConaughey Lincoln ads were fantastic.

Going Out on Top

Sometimes SNL has no chill.

Monday Kickstart: Setting the Mood

Honestly, this is a million times better than any of the real Cialis ads.

...and nine months later, Iggy Azalea was born.

And if you need something even stronger than Cialis Turnt to get you going, then look no further than Miss October 2013, Carly Lauren:

Let's go.

Monday Kickstart: He Say, She Say

In case you're a normal person who isn't home watching TV late on a Saturday night, here's Kerry Washington and Jay Pharoah killing it.



This week's inspiration was a find by my homie Dupa. Her name is Karla Chacin, and she's fantabulous:

Let's go.

Big Fans

Here's a great skit from last night's Saturday Night Live (Maya Rudolph and Jay Pharoah kill).

Shake Weight DVD

I don't know why it's taken me so long to catch this clip. This is hilarious, and it may be the hottest Kristen Wiig's ever looked.

SNL's Take on Tiger

Great work by Kenan Thompson and Saturday Night Live's writers in this skit.

Video of the Day: "Mother Lover"

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg, the same guys who brought us "Dick in a Box," gave us this mother's day tribute on Saturday Night Live.

These guys are sick but hilarious.

"I'm gonna do her d-d-d-d-d-doggy style."



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