Friday, July 9, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Dear "King"...
Dan Gilbert, you have giant swinging balls, my friend. And I salute you.Cavaliers: Open Letter to Fans from Cavaliers Majority Owner Dan Gilbert
"I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE"
You can take it to the bank.
This night may have changed the NBA forever.
In the Heat of the Night
At approximately 9:25 PM EST, the world got its answer: Lebron James is going to Miami. Whew, thank god THAT’s over.
Well, not exactly. As one city celebrates without actually having won anything, another city mourns yet one more moment of ruinous heartbreak in a generation of sports tragedy. But tomorrow, when the GHB-laced mojitos give way to the queasy unnerve of an uncertain future, the fans in Miami may find themselves dealing with a bit of remorse.
Miami is now the “other woman.” It’s the amoral hussy who stole away Cleveland’s one true love. See that wounded, mascara-streaked, wailing woman on the banks of the Cuyahoga River? The man that did that to her, the man she thought she would live the rest of her days beside, who would take her to a glorious future; the man who, after seven years, tore her heart from her chest on live, primetime television without ever giving her the ring she so badly wanted? He’s the man standing beside you, promising you all of those same forevers, all of the same glories.
And sure, you can tell yourself that no two relationships are the same. You can even choose to believe him when he tells you that what you and he have is nothing like what he had with his ex. But somewhere, back in the damp, quiet, haunted corners of your mind, will always be the question you desperately want to know but don’t dare ask: If he did it to her, will he do it to me, too?
Well, not exactly. As one city celebrates without actually having won anything, another city mourns yet one more moment of ruinous heartbreak in a generation of sports tragedy. But tomorrow, when the GHB-laced mojitos give way to the queasy unnerve of an uncertain future, the fans in Miami may find themselves dealing with a bit of remorse.Miami is now the “other woman.” It’s the amoral hussy who stole away Cleveland’s one true love. See that wounded, mascara-streaked, wailing woman on the banks of the Cuyahoga River? The man that did that to her, the man she thought she would live the rest of her days beside, who would take her to a glorious future; the man who, after seven years, tore her heart from her chest on live, primetime television without ever giving her the ring she so badly wanted? He’s the man standing beside you, promising you all of those same forevers, all of the same glories.
And sure, you can tell yourself that no two relationships are the same. You can even choose to believe him when he tells you that what you and he have is nothing like what he had with his ex. But somewhere, back in the damp, quiet, haunted corners of your mind, will always be the question you desperately want to know but don’t dare ask: If he did it to her, will he do it to me, too?
Throwback Thursday: "5 On It" -- Luniz
More classic shit. It's strange, but as ingrained as this song is in my memories of high school, I never saw the video for it until just now.
Welcome to Miami
US Magazine has just reported that Bron-Bron has already booked a big party in South Beach this weekend, which would seem to cement rumors that he has decided to sign with the Miami Heat.LeBron James has rented six cabanas at the W Hotel South Beach this weekend to celebrate his team decision, two sources confirms to UsMagazine.com
That sound you hear isn't rain; it's teardrops falling from the cheeks of millions of Cavalier, Bull, Knick, and Net fans.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Ke$ha: Oh Damn...
I'm sure you've heard about it by now. The only reason it took me this long to post it was I was at work and, well...I didn't want to have to explain myself to my management.In case you haven't been caught up on the story yet, I'll give you a quick rundown: Perez Hilton posted this picture to his website today. It was leaked by a DJ who claims that it's the pop-rap artist herself, after a healthy application of baby batter.
So what's the verdict? Is it:
(A.) Ke$ha?
(B.) Some skank who just loves getting sprayed up?
(C.) All of the above?
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Head Games?
Hup Holland Hup!
Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden—along with fellow adult film actresses Vicky Vette, Miss Hybrid, and Gabby Quinteros, who call themselves "Team BJ"—has pledged to give blow jobs to all of her followers on Twitter if The Netherlands wins the World Cup on Sunday. Now that's national pride. Bobbi currently has well over 9K followers (including yours truly), and that number is rising rapidly. The ladies are going to have their work cut out for them if The Netherlands wins it all.
And with that kind of encouragement, the Dutch may be hard to beat on Sunday.
Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden—along with fellow adult film actresses Vicky Vette, Miss Hybrid, and Gabby Quinteros, who call themselves "Team BJ"—has pledged to give blow jobs to all of her followers on Twitter if The Netherlands wins the World Cup on Sunday. Now that's national pride. Bobbi currently has well over 9K followers (including yours truly), and that number is rising rapidly. The ladies are going to have their work cut out for them if The Netherlands wins it all.And with that kind of encouragement, the Dutch may be hard to beat on Sunday.
Monday, July 5, 2010
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Taste the Rainbow
Watch this and try not to piss yourself laughing. I dare you. Especially when the phrase "full-on" gets used.
Friday, July 2, 2010
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Mel-tdown
I think it's safe to say, Mel's next movie won't be doing too well with the minority and female demographics.
From E! Online:
On the whole, I don't find this news all that shocking. His anti-Semitic comments in 2006 made it fairly obvious that the smiling "Christian" that everyone loved from the movie screens and red carpets was all just a facade. All that this story really does is confirm what a petty, delusional person he is.
Looks like his career has just wandered past the "Edge of Darkness".
From E! Online:
"You're an embarrassment to me. You look like a f--king pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of n---ers it will be your fault," Gibson is heard on tape, according to RadarOnline.
Gibson's rep declined to comment on the latest rant, which reportedly comes courtesy of a recording made by baby-mama Oksana Grigorieva during an ugly argument at the height of the couple's breakup and custody fight. ...
...Per the Website, the star also called Oksana a "whore" and a "c—t" among other unsavory put-downs.
"How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f--king nice," he is quoted at one point.
"I am going to come and burn the f--king house down... but you will blow me first," goes another quote.
On the whole, I don't find this news all that shocking. His anti-Semitic comments in 2006 made it fairly obvious that the smiling "Christian" that everyone loved from the movie screens and red carpets was all just a facade. All that this story really does is confirm what a petty, delusional person he is.Looks like his career has just wandered past the "Edge of Darkness".
Become an Argentina Fan in Just 44 Seconds
Her name is Dorismar, and my love for her is pure*.
*Purity is stated only in comparison to the water in the Gulf of Mexico, and not as part of a delusional belief that wanting to spend a night alone with her and a can of whipped cream equals "pure" love.
*Purity is stated only in comparison to the water in the Gulf of Mexico, and not as part of a delusional belief that wanting to spend a night alone with her and a can of whipped cream equals "pure" love.
Throwback Thursday: "Street Dreams (Remix)" -- Nas ft. R. Kelly
This is one of my all-time favorite tracks. As for the video: it's cool, but I could've done without the cheesy "Casino" spoof.
Tail Report: Rosa Acosta
Here's some eye candy in the form of bombshell Rosa Acosta, although I have to say I've seen her in person at Mood in L.A. a couple months ago and she's not as fly in person. Yep, I'm hatin.
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