Tail Report: 2010 MTV Video Music Awards

Pictures from last night's "white carpet".

Ashley Greene (Apparently she's an actress, or something? Who cares. Thighs and eyes, thighs and eyes. They'll get you every time.)




Rosario Dawson (Don't know where she's been lately, but she needs to come home. Call me, RoRo.)





Katy Perry (Yep...still hate Russell Brand.)





Audrina Patridge (Of course she was there. This is all she does, after all. Only in America can fame make the job, instead of the job making you famous. Audrina's got a sort of a young Sheryl Crow thing going on here. Maybe take some time away from the sun, shorty.)





Ke$ha (Nice to see something on her face other than...ummm...yeaaaahhhh...)

Ke$ha: Oh Damn...

I'm sure you've heard about it by now. The only reason it took me this long to post it was I was at work and, well...I didn't want to have to explain myself to my management.

In case you haven't been caught up on the story yet, I'll give you a quick rundown: Perez Hilton posted this picture to his website today. It was leaked by a DJ who claims that it's the pop-rap artist herself, after a healthy application of baby batter.

So what's the verdict? Is it:

(A.) Ke$ha?
(B.) Some skank who just loves getting sprayed up?
(C.) All of the above?