Secret Pizza Society

Pulling this prank means you get to freak out a delivery guy, and you get pizza. We call that a "Win-win."

Hungry?

I can't...

"Lay Off Me I'm Starving!"

I'm thinking one of this girl's parents is the reason why Dominos adopted a "30 minutes or it's free" guarantee some years back. Pizza is supposed to be a joyous thing; to see it bring such anger to someone is so sad.

Also, if your desire for cheese, grease, and salt is causing this much hypertension for you, you probably shouldn't be eating cheesy, greasy, and/or salty things. This chick might be having a heart attack at this very moment.

From Deadspin:



TJ with the find.

Pizza: The Latenight Snack of Champions?

Is this the start of a new NHL Playoff tradition?

From ESPN.com:

The pizza was perfect for Petr Sykora and the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Deep in overtime and the season hanging in the balance, Sykora scored a power-play goal 9:57 into the third extra session to give the Penguins a 4-3 victory over the Detroit Red Wings on Monday night and send the Stanley Cup finals back to the Steel City for Game 6.

"We basically just had to keep the fluids going, get some food in you," Sykora said. "We had some pizza coming. We had some power bars and stuff like that."

Asked if the pizza was Little Caesar's, the company founded by Red Wings owner Mike Ilitch, Sykora flashed a smile.

"Domino's," he said.

http://scores.espn.go.com/nhl/recap?gameId=280602005