Monday Kickstart: Bombs Away

This is hot. From Deadspin (my boy Chris with the assist):

Please, please stick around for the anchor's reaction after the director quickly cuts from Nadrich and she (almost) seamlessly transitions to peace talks between the United States and the Taliban.

This is why you never piss off the guy in charge of editing the segments. The anchor's reaction is just priceless. I wish she'd just kept staring at the camera, not saying anything. Forever.

So, I guess that about wraps it up for this week's kic—what's that? Oh, you want your weekly motivation? Hmm, well, let me see what I can do...

Hey, Vanessa—I know you're busy ironing, but you think you can help us out?

Let's go.

Tail Report: 2010 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

This is more of an obligatory post than you'll usually find when it comes to "Tail Reports". Flipping through the red carpet photos from last night, there really didn't seem to be much to make the ol' mouth water. Each of these ladies has looked hotter at other times, in my opinion, but oh well.

Katy Perry (Her legs and see-through dress earned her the mention. I have to give Russell credit—she's a thoroughbred. And if she really is into kissing girls, then...I fully understand wifing her.)

Vanessa Hudgens (Always delish)

Scarlett Johansson (Looking like every other attractive blonde chick...ever.)

Lindsay Lohan (Also looking like every other attractive blonde; the difference, of course, being that looking like an attractive blonde has become a rarity for Lindsay these days.)

Eva Mendes (You're welcome, TJ.)

Aubrey Plaza (A personal favorite of mine; the highly underrated talent—in every sense of that word—from "Parks and Recreation".)

Chelsea Korka (Am I showing my age by not having the slightest clue who she is? Wikipedia says she's "a member of Pussycat Dolls' European spin-off group The Paradiso Girls." *shrug* Whatever—shorty got some vicious thighs.)

Audrina Patridge (Looking like the Tin Man's slutty daughter.)