Tail Report: 2013 Playmate of the Year

Your 2013 Playboy PMOY: The gorgeous Raquel Pomplun. I'm feeling a little bit of personal victory on this, since Miss Pomplun was my favorite of the 2012 Playmates. The girl is beautiful from head-to-toe, and now gets to call herself the hottest thing between a Playboy's covers.

(Yes, I'll let her steal that line. Congrats Raquel!)

Monday Kickstart: Treacherous Curves

It takes a special kind of crazy to take part in the Isle of Man TT.



I love motor racing. I love motorcycles. I would love to take a few laps of some of the world's most challenging racetracks; I also would love to own a motorcycle. But there's no way in hell you could get me to race a motorcycle. And if you ask me to race one on the Isle of Man...it's going to be a misunderstanding.

So instead of such unpleasantness, let's just daydream of sharing a bathroom every morning with the incumbent Playmate of the Year, Miss Jaclyn Swedberg:

Let's go.

In Case You Were Wondering...

Yes, I have a "nerd crush", and her name is Sara Underwood. (Although, personally, I think calling a former Playboy Playmate of the Year a "nerd" is a bit of a stretch.)

Just...I mean...how...

*sigh*

2010 Playmate of the Year

Congrats to Miss Hope Dworaczyk (future Mrs. D.E.F.I.?), who has won Playboy Magazine's most illustrious title by being voted their hottest Playmate of the 2009 calendar year. Along with the money, fame, and celebrity, will surely come the tumultuous relationship with a professional athlete (or popular blogger?). A few of her photos are below (more photos and a video can be found here.)