Tail Report: Miss USA 2010

By now I'm sure you've read the headlines about a contestant of Arab-American heritage, Rima Fakih, winning the crown for the first time (and I'm sure it took reading about it to even know that, since no one with even half of a life actually watches the show). Of course, if you have been following the news, then you also know that Rima can work the pole as well as the catwalk. At Crooked Straight we know what you want, so here's Miss Fakih's official pageant photos, along with some of her fantastic competitors.

Miss Michigan USA: Rima Fakih





Miss Arizona USA: Brittany Bell





Miss Pennsylvania USA: Gina Cerilli




(Considering that Miss PA comes from a town about an hour away from me...I'm thinking she and I need to be introduced. Gotta make some calls.)


Miss North Carolina USA: Nadia Shirin Moffett





Miss Arkansas USA: Adrielle Churchill





Miss Hawaii USA: Renee Mokihana Nobriga





For all 51 contestants' photos, click here to visit the official pageant pages.

Tail Report: Miss USA Contestants

Miss Arizona USA, Alicia-Monique Blanco



I'm thinking I should've spent more time in the state of Arizona during my days as a single man. If they want to vote over again, I'm throwing a ballot in the box for her. Although...


Miss Kentucky USA, Maria Elizabeth Montgomery


I see you, Kentucky.


Miss Utah USA, Laura Kirilova Chukanov


And since when does Utah have Russian bombshells? Miss Utah USA looks like a James Bond villainess.


Miss West Virginia USA, Jessi Pierson


As someone who's been to the state hundreds of times, I want to verify Miss Pierson's paperwork. I find it hard to believe anyone that fine is actually from West Virginia.

For more of Yahoo's pictures, click here.