Booty Kills

A woman this crazy living in Pennsylvania? I guarantee I know someone who has dated her.

From the Associated Press (via NBC10 in Philadelphia):

Bethlehem police say 24-year-old Tiffany Sherry stabbed her boyfriend three times Monday night, including once in the back as he fled.

Investigators say Michael Martinez told officers Sherry was washing dishes when he slapped her rear as a joke because she'd suffered a bad sunburn. He says she turned around with a knife and stabbed him after he backed into the living room.

I know I shouldn't be turned on right now, but...

And did anyone bother asking just how she managed to burn her ass? Are girls laying all around Bethlehem, PA sunning their bare bottoms? Because that conflicts pretty heavily with my prior assumptions about Bethlehem, PA.

TJ with the assist.

FLOTUS Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee

Here's an excerpt from my phone conversation with my old man today.

Dad: "So long as [President Obama] doesn't do anything stupid before election day, like beat on Michelle, he should be okay."

Me: "Well, yeah, he'd have other things to worry about..."

Dad: "He'd have to deal with me. I'd have to go up to Washington and teach him some manners."

Me: "I don't even think you'd have to—Michelle can handle herself. If he slapped her around, he'd be on a cart being pulled up Pennsylvania Ave LONG before the election."

Dad: "A woman that we walk with at the track told me, 'Michelle Obama isn't attractive.' I said, 'Hater.'"


(For the record, that's a 75-year-old man calling someone a "hater." Don't ever wonder where I get it from.)

His Pimp Hand Needs a Workout

*dead*

From this douchebag getting his ass kicked by his girlfriend, to the anonymous cameraman fleeing once she spots him... If this wasn't staged, I'm nominating it for YouTube clip of the year.




From Attack of the Blog.