Moving on Up

If you've got an extra $7.5 million laying around, and get separation anxiety when your Mercy is parked all the way down in the basement of your skyrise apartment building, you might consider moving to Singapore.

From Top Gear:

...Hamilton Scotts has just introduced Sky Garage Apartments - flats with special parking spots just outside the living room, whatever floor you're on.

The Singapore-based high-rise has a biometrically controlled lift that delivers your car right up to your flat, where you can ogle its beauty from the comfort of your underpants. Just roll up outside, swipe your thumb on the scanner and your car will be outside your living room by the time you've whipped yourself up a refreshing post-work shandy.

What price for such convenience? Sky Garage Apartments start at £4.75m ($7.5m) for a two-car garage, and end at £15.2m ($24m) for a penthouse with four parking bays.

Ridic. Here's a BBC news video of the life you and I dream of having.

Respect My Gangsta: Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button

Here's a little glimpse inside the life of a Formula One driver, as provided by Johnnie Walker and Vodafone McLaren's two stars.

When It Rains, It Pours

Like much of life, this story out of Singapore is both painful and hilarious. Someone should have this guy's wife tested to see if she's a witch. There had to be some kind of paranormal powers at work here to wreck his car, marriage, and manhood all in one fell swoop.

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover's organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The unintentional hilarity of the story being reported by "Sin Chew Daily" almost made coffee shoot out of my nose while reading this article.

Good looks to Serge for the assist.