Video: Garfunkel and Oates -- "The Loophole"

This. Kills. All the way down to the very last line. The lyricism that was put into this song would make even Black Thought's head spin.

I want to marry Garfunkel and Oates. Like, both of them. At the same time. Is that weird? It's certainly not weirder than living your life in accordance with the writings of someone who lived 2,000 years ago.

Took a Turn for the Douche

Ever been at a club and found yourself in the situation these two ladies are spitting on? I know I damn sure have. Garfunkel and Oates with the "mad phat Superfly stupid dope dumbass retarded bomb shit" flow.