Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Fellas, pour out a little liquor. One of the world's foremost natural beauties, Adriana Lima, is now Mrs. Marko Jaric. Reports have come out that the two—she of Victoria’s Secret print and runway fame, and he of professional basketball fame—secretly wed on Valentine's Day.
"We are so excited about our future together," Lima told People, capitalized. "And we are really looking forward to a big romantic wedding this summer with all of our friends and family" ... and bloggers she may or may not mumbled underneath her breath.

Call me a hater, but I never like to see this type of thing. Ignorance is bliss, and secretly suspecting that you don't have a snowflake's chance in Hell will always be infinitely better than actually knowing that you don't have a snowflake's chance in Hell. This is exactly the type of thing that killed my relationship with my ex, Jessica.

Women, huh?


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

apparently getting married on Valentine's Day was the trendy thing to do this year (Salma Hayek and Adrina Lima both did it this year)