Thursday, October 9, 2008

Heff just lost one



One of Hugh Heffner's beloved Playboy girlfriend's, Holly Madison, has broken up with the Playboy Tycoon.

Basically the gold digger realized she wasn't gonna get paid in the long run when Heffner advised her that he would never have children with her, nor would he marry her. According to Heff, she became very depressed for the next week and stopped sleeping in his bed with him.

Obviously, Heff noted that his pimp game is still strong. "It's now apparent there will be some new faces in my personal life and on the show," he said. "There's been moments that I've been down in the dumps about all this, and (personal assistant) Mary (O'Connor) told me to cheer up and pointed out that there are girls lined up outside the front gate. At my age, that's hard to believe, but it seems to be true."

In related news, Heffner's four kids are ecstatic to hear that they will not have to share the family fortune with any more siblings or ex-wives.



Source: CNN

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