Tattletail Sister = OWNED

This is one of the most singlehandedly brilliant feats of revenge that I've ever seen. A teenage boy's sister rats him out to their parents for having a 12 pack of beer in his room. They ground him for 3 months, and he decides payback is in order. So he finds an incredibly in-depth hookup list she's keeping, adds a scanner and Facebook, and...becomes legendary.

Revenge, Facebook Style: Brother 1, Sister 0

The author's observations are fantastic, as is every last detail of this masterpiece in ownage.

(Thanks to my girl Juli for the find.)

Jason Thompson Gets Owned

Everyone who has played team sports, whether in the pros, college, or even just high school, has had to go through rookie hazing. It’s a time honored tradition, wherein a youngin earns his or her place as a member of something bigger than themselves. Here’s a lesson to all rookies out there: do what the team’s veterans ask of you, or face the consequences. The Sacramento Kings’ Thompson learned this the hard way, when he neglected his rookie duty of providing bagels for team practices. The best part of this clip is the unsympathetic veterans, especially Brad Miller, stopping by to eat some popcorn.