Showing posts with label The Chive. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Chive. Show all posts
Friday, January 24, 2014
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
"Lies...all LIIIIEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!"
[I seem to be on a bit of an Austin Powers kick. Anyways...]
Well folks, so much for me finding true love. Yesterday's internet phenomenon, the whiteboard-employing, boss-owning "Jenny," is all one big hoax. The lie was perpetrated by the very website that broadcast her story, The Chive. Her real name is Elyse Porterfield, she's an actress in L.A., and I feel like my fairytale princess just turned into a pumpkin. Or something like that.
...Actually, Elyse, you're still really hot. Call me.
Well folks, so much for me finding true love. Yesterday's internet phenomenon, the whiteboard-employing, boss-owning "Jenny," is all one big hoax. The lie was perpetrated by the very website that broadcast her story, The Chive. Her real name is Elyse Porterfield, she's an actress in L.A., and I feel like my fairytale princess just turned into a pumpkin. Or something like that.
...Actually, Elyse, you're still really hot. Call me.
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