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Coming in 2013; HBO Films Present "Blown Call". They were the least valuable player in the nation's most popular sports league, until they took a knee for what they believed.

Starring Jay Mohr as NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell; Liam Neeson as Ed Hochuli; Jeff Daniels as Bill Belichik; and Xzibit as Golden Tate.

I'm just spit-balling. But, after casually joking about it on Twitter, I'm really feeling this idea. Get at me, HBO.

Ocean's Baker's Dozen

Missing a bear claw? A valuable tray of Boston Creams disappear from your vault? Look no further than master thief and Seattle Seahawks wide receiver, Golden Tate:

"...he arrived a little too early for Top Pot Doughnuts cafe in Bellevue. It doesn't open until 7 a.m. on Saturdays.

So when Tate and a friend found their way into the cafe at about 3 a.m. on Saturday, timing became a problem and precipitated a visit from the Bellevue Police officers and a warning for trespassing.

So what prompted all the trouble? Maple bars. Freshly baked.

'They're irresistible,' Tate said.

Luckily for the rookie, his sticky fingers didn't get him arrested (the police let him off with a warning).